Voice Testing >> Homeless. Looking. Greed is a sulky dickhead.

[allavaricious]

 Okay, look, girlie. We need to have a little chat.

[ Greed, if this is about the game I'm considering apping you to, it's still in the planning stages and I'm not even sure I'm actually going to try for the game, even if they have an awesome Ling—wait. Oh, for crying out loud, don't tell you're still— ]

First, there needs to be a serious revision of positions here. I don't care if the spineless ninja brat, or the slave boy lets you walk all over 'em. Fuck 'em. If they're going to lie down and let someone else call all the shots, whatever. They can go screw themselves. That's none of my business.

But not me, woman.

Either I'm the one running this show through its paces and you, my henchmen [  —Greed, are you still in denial about "minions" not being your codeword for "friends"—okay, okay! I'll shut up if you stop trying to claw my eyes out with your carbonized claws, geez—  ] or I'm getting the fuck outta here. Nobody orders me around, not my old man, not you, not anyone. I didn't listen to my own creator, sure as hell not going to listen to some random human trying to push me around.

[ I thought you would like getting some action, you greedy bastard! And you have to listen to me! ]

Fine, you fucker, what the hell makes you think I'm gonna listen to a word out of your shitty mouth?

[ I control the headspace you live inside. I determine your very existence. I decide whether you score with ladies or not. Do you desire a second meeting with good ol' death, Greed the Avaricious? Or to never get laid again? ]

... Ugh. You suck, girlie.

Comments

[avaricious]

Spineless? That's so heartless of you to say!

[allavaricious]

I wasn't talking about you, brat. I was talking about some other useless fuck in the mun's headspace.

[avaricious]

You really shouldn't fight with others you're living with, Greed. Especially in someone else's head. People will start to think she's crazy.

[allavaricious]

If I want to fight with 'em, I will. [ So there. >:| ] They're annoying and the ninja brat cries too much.

And why should I care if people think my human is crazy? She probably is.

[avaricious]

What she does just looks bad for you. What about your reputation?

[allavaricious]

... Tch. I suppose you have a point there, little prince.

[avaricious]

[Hey, hey. Don't call him A FLEA-SIZED- oh wait, that's Ed's shtick.]

You know, if you're going to find a place where I'm at, shouldn't you find another body to use?

[He's kinda used to Greed looking like a big red energy monster...]

/have to go, be back in a few hours

[allavaricious]

[ Shrug. ]

Dunno know about that. The mun's only just decided to actively start bossing me around, so... She hasn't planned ahead much at all. Moron.

What's it like, the place you're at?

[ He likes having a body of his own very much. It's nice, not having to share, even if Ling wasn't bad company when he did have to share. ]

seeya later then!

[avaricious]

Oh, it's not so bad if you don't mind the wings. [Yup, those feathery yellow things sticking out of his back? They aren't just Ling's latest fancy.]

But ignoring the experiments and the war, it's not that bad. [And hey, he has Ran Fan. And she's trying to learn to bake. Emphasis on trying.] And all the food is free. As much as you can stand.

Thanks a bunch for waiting~~

[allavaricious]

... Wings? Seriously, wings? [ Greed wasn't paying much attention to something sticking out of Ling's back he either a.) didn't notice b.) assumed was Ling being a strange, strange human being or c.) the mun forgot about those. ] Who got the brilliant idea to turn you lot into chimeras?

Eh, when aren't people fighting some war or breaking shit. Do these experiments have something to do with the assholes who made you guys into winged chimeras?

[ ... Ran Fan is also nice to have around, even if she is trying to stab your face off. Cooking, huh. Has she poisoned anyone yet? ]

Free food? Ah, no wonder you're hanging out around there, you disgusting fatass. [ The only person Greed knows that stuff himself with more food in record timing then Ling, is Gluttony and Gluttony would eat Central HQ and call it pleasantly crunchy.

Also, how do you even get hungry inside your own fuckin' soul. ]

[avaricious]

[Well there was a lot to reply to all in there, so... best to pick the easiest one.]

Well, that's not very nice. I've seen you eat too, you know. I don't think you're much better than I am.

[allavaricious]

[ Oh, sorry...?

Greed does kinda eat like a pig, true. ]

At least I don't inhale everything that's edible and inside the same room as me, brat. [ Scowl.] I still can't figure out where you put all that crap you eat.

[avaricious]

The Yao clan is well known for its efficient metabolism. [Or he might just be making that up. His stomach is a mystery to all.]

[allavaricious]

Or just being mooches with bottomless pits for stomachs. [ Oh, Ling, you troll. He does not particularly care about the mooching, just about his wallet. Also kinda wondering how the fuck you can feed a entire clan of people as hungry as Ling usually was. ]