spoilers likely!

[offtheroad]

Look, my "backstory" is my backstory, and no, I don't really feel like getting into it. It's nothing you'd be interested in, and it's over with. 

So do me a favor and don't start with all of this [ he makes a big, sweeping gesture with his arms ] crap. I've got enough to worry about without adding...what did you call it? "Roleplay". [ an eyebrow raise ]

Hate to break it to you kid, but I think you missed the D&D craze by a few decades.

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[undealt]

[HE THREATENED TO CANE SOMEONE IN AN AIRPORT AND NO ONE QUESTIONED IT. DON'T TEST HIM. HE'LL PULL THE "I'M SCOTTISH" CARD AND EVERYONE WILL GO "Okay."]

You're right. But if I give it up now, I'll be damning the entire town to a lifetime of being trapped. [Most of them he doesn't care about BUT THE FEW HE DOES...]

[offtheroad]

[ NEAL TRIED TO SELL WATCHES AND ALMOST WENT TO FEDERAL PRISON. WHERE IS THE FAIRNESS IN THIS WORLD no let's not ask emma ]

How'd that entire town get here in the first place.

[undealt]

[.....]

A queen who has a great deal of difficulty managing her anger.

[WHAT. IT'S TRUE...]