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Quit complaining, would you? You're giving me a headache. First you were worrying you weren't gonna get accepted and now you're worrying you'll suck and they'll regret it? What kind of attitude is that? Not a very cool one if you ask me.

You got me into a game. Not just any game, but one I actually want to be in, which is a step above the poor suckers you've got elsewhere. I'm happy, Maka's happy, you should be happy too.

Suck it up. Or ~write some poetry~. [ The last part is said in as mocking a voice as he can manage, because Maka's past advice for handling upset clearly sucks. ]

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Well you were going to if you stayed locked up in a dark room, moping away another day. I did you a favor.

It was not a dark room and it wasn't locked, dummy, it was our living room.

You moped in your bedroom sometimes too! And maybe I meant it metaphorically.

[ No, he was just being a dramatic derp ]

Oh for Pete's sake, you're making it sound like one of those girly comics my boyfriend cries over.

[So dramatic, geez, why are guys in her life like this forever.]

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Your boyfriend cries over girly comics?

He gets really invested in the stories, okay?

[And romcoms and pet movies and Disney movies.]

How lame.

Shaddup.

[Only SHE can call him lame and dorky, god.]

Like you can call anyone lame, Mr. Drama King, talking about how I "lock myself in my room and sit in the dark."

[Yes she did actually use fingerquotes.

It's like a lameness sandwich is happening here.]

... I'm gonna pretend you didn't just fingerquote at me.

[ Because really, Maka, you've clearly been around Kid too much. ]

You're the one who was lame for being mopey and making it that kind of atmosphere. Maybe you guys are perfect for each other. Mr and Mrs Lame-os.

[ So witty. ]

...You know, Soul, if feelings and having them are so lame--you're right. We are perfect for each other.

I hope you can find someone as emotionally constipated as you to love someday.

[B...urn??? This is so stupid.]

The hell is that supposed to mean? I"m not emotionally constipated just because I don't cry over a stupid chick book!

[ They are so stupid. ]

Yeah, but calling someone lame for being upset over the Kishin reviving is pretty emotionally constipated! So constipated, in fact, that I'm surprised all the feelings you have backed up aren't spilling out of your nose.

Oh wait, silly me, the only thing that comes out of there is blood when you see some girl's tits.

[Stupid partners having a loving reunion (for one of them at least)]

Everyone else was able to go outside and quit moping! It's not constipated, it just means I'm not lame enough to sit around and let my upset take over!

And that - THAT IS NOT MY FAULT, SHUT UP!

Everybody copes differently! Some people can go outside and trick their friends into playing awful sports without explaining the rules to them! Other people like to read or write poetry!

SOME PEOPLE JUST BLEED ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CONTROL THEIR LIBIDOS!

You weren't coping you were just being a baby and you know it! We did you a favor by getting you out of your damned headspace for a little while!

[ If his face could be any redder at that comment... ] JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIANT PRUDE DOESN'T MEAN THE REST OF US ARE! HORMONES AREN'T MY FAULT, DAMMIT!

I was studying! I know it's foreign to you, but sometimes people need quiet for that!

[SPUTTER.]

I'M NOT A PRUDE! That stuff just doesn't interest me! And you're one to talk to me about being a prude, you transformed back at the same time I did after we left that stupid Lust chapter! If Tsubaki turned out to be the biggest pervert out of all of us, maybe you're actually the biggest prude!

[What is even this conversation anymore.]

You were moping! I know you and I know what you're like when you're just studying and that wasn't it!

[ It's ridiculous is what it is. It's hard to not laugh at the memory of Tsubaki being the biggest perv, but there are more important things right now. ] WELL MAYBE IT'S INTERESTS ME! I don't have to be made to feel like some big jerk just because I like tits! You don't have to be a pervert and full of lust just because you find girls attractive, you know!

Well if all you find attractive about a girl is her tits, maybe you just like tits and not girls in general.

If you like them so much, why don't you just get some yourself?

That doesn't even make any sense, you idiot.

Neither do boys, idiot.

We make a hell of a lot more sense than girls!

Girls make perfect sense, you're just saying that because you're biased towards your other stupid boy kind!

And you're just under that stupid opinion because you're biased towards your other absolutely insane girl kind!

God, I forgot how aggravating you were, I'm starting to think it is better that you're not around.

[Never mind that she already thought that for entirely different reasons pertaining to she's an even bigger mopey wreck than before.]

Well it's not like you even need me anyway, since you've got your clearly not emotionally constipated boyfriend to keep you company and a weapon that doesn't talk back.

[ A huff. He tried to sound as... not hurt and more pissed off as possible when saying that, really. ]