Hello again Conrad

[wimpyvampire]

Hold on.

You're bringing me back out. I have been fine this past... what almost two years? And now you want to drag me out, kicking and screaming, for shits and giggles?

No. That's not how this works. Go back to your other muses, that you actually have in games or muse boxes. Not me. Back off.

God you're worse than Hanna.

Comments

[wimpyvampire]

Okay fine. A hint, if you would.

[stabbywheelfeet]

[In that case -- he'll transform. Right then and there. Just BAM suddenly he's a car.]

[...]

[With a holographic driver.]

Hi.

1/??

[wimpyvampire]

[The fuck, he's a car what I don't even--]

[wimpyvampire]

[Wait what no. Oh hell no.]

[wimpyvampire]

[THE FUCK IS THIS. NO THIS IS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE, NO NO NO.]

done

[wimpyvampire]

Y...

















YOU....!

[stabbywheelfeet]

Me.

You don't seem happy.

[wimpyvampire]

Of course I'm not, you...!

I never saw you as this chuck of metal! [Robot, Conrad.] I knew you as that holographic asshole in the driver's seat!

[stabbywheelfeet]

Jealousy is an ugly color on you.

[wimpyvampire]

Jealous? Of what?

[stabbywheelfeet]

I'm gorgeous. That's what.

[wimpyvampire]

Yes. I'm jealous.

Of a car. [Sure he's a robot... BUT HE'S STILL A CAR :|]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Of an Autobot.

...

With a boyfriend.