dear_mun | Hello again Conrad

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canon: hanna is not a boy's name

Hello again Conrad

Hold on.

You're bringing me back out. I have been fine this past... what almost two years? And now you want to drag me out, kicking and screaming, for shits and giggles?

No. That's not how this works. Go back to your other muses, that you actually have in games or muse boxes. Not me. Back off.

God you're worse than Hanna.

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[What's that?]

[No. Really. What's that? That sounds like music. Yes, that's definitely music.]

[The one and only JAWS THEME to be precise.]

[Why is he hearing this theme. WHY? He looks around uneasily.]

What the...?

[V e r y s l o w l y... he stands up.]

[You know.]

[Right behind the poor bastard.]

[He's probably enjoying this way too much.]

...

Hi.

[Conrad blinks. Strange, that voice is oddly familiar. Distorted, but familiar. And it makes him irritated. He turns around and--]

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[Oh.

My.

G O D.

His eyes widen and he falls back on his bottom, his eyes as wide as dinner plates, his glasses sliding down his nose.]

H-HOLY FU-- W-WHAT?! W-Who are you?! [AND WHY ARE YOU BEING A CREEPER?]

[And... the giant menacing robot just bursts out laughing.]

Your face! Your face! All Spark...!

[Waitaminute. There was only one person he ever knew that said something with sparks and the like.

But no. It couldn't be. He readjusts his glasses and stares up at him.]

...Do I know you?

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Damn right you do.

Is your memory really that bad? Or did my flawless figure throw you off?

[SQUINTS]

It might help if you give me a goddamn name you know.

What, you're not even going to guess? Do you need a hint?

I can give you a hint.

Okay fine. A hint, if you would.

[In that case -- he'll transform. Right then and there. Just BAM suddenly he's a car.]

[...]

[With a holographic driver.]

Hi.

[The fuck, he's a car what I don't even--]

[Wait what no. Oh hell no.]

[THE FUCK IS THIS. NO THIS IS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE, NO NO NO.]

Y...

YOU....!

Me.

You don't seem happy.

Of course I'm not, you...!

I never saw you as this chuck of metal! [Robot, Conrad.] I knew you as that holographic asshole in the driver's seat!

Jealousy is an ugly color on you.

Jealous? Of what?

I'm gorgeous. That's what.

Yes. I'm jealous.

Of a car. [Sure he's a robot... BUT HE'S STILL A CAR :|]

Of an Autobot.

...

With a boyfriend.

Aw, smile Conrad, it's not so bad! You get to share headspace with all kinds of cool people!

What are you talking about?! They're all crazy!

Hehehheh...

I'm sure it ain't all bad. It's not so bad gettin' out every now and then.

No. I was fine before she wanted to pester me again.

[Now he's just pissed off.]

What? You liked just bein' cooped up?

I'd like to come out on my own terms, thank you very much.

That doesn't surprise me one bit.

But you should maybe give it a chance. Y'never know what might happen.

Yeah, what might happen is that she may toss me in some stupid game!

Heheh.. Maybe gettin' some fresh air will be good for ya.

It can't be that bad. Where's she thinkin' about puttin' you?

No. She's not sending me anywhere.

[That's what you think, Conrad.]

I've been in a game once before, I'm not doing that again.

I've been drifting lately myself, but I wouldn't mind gettin' back out there again.

[Grins]

Just loosen up a little bit.

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