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[battlecrow]

So, you wish to play with me? I'm certain I don't need to remind you that I don't enjoy games. So, whatever your'e calling yourself, feel free to turn around and leave me alone. T'would not be an insult if you did.

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[steals_things]

I doubt you are a barbarian maid, my lady. You look like a woman who isn't short of a coin or two. [Yes, he was eyeing up your clothes.]

[battlecrow]

And now it's flattery. You must be desperate to sell me something useless.

[steals_things]

Not useless. None of it is useless. [He brought out a rather ornate dagger with runes carved into it.]

The finest dwarven craftsmanship.

[battlecrow]

Well, if it's the finest , then, my answer is still no.

[steals_things]

[He was trying here and she was proving to be a difficult customer indeed.]

What takes your fancy, my lady? Do you prefer rings, or perhaps a talisman to keep your spirits up?

[battlecrow]

If I've need of a talisman, I'll make my own.

[steals_things]

Make your own? With what? [He didn't like how resourceful this woman was.]

[battlecrow]

With what I have. T'is foolish for a witch to buy her talismans.

planning to bring him to Dragon Haven hopefully XD

[steals_things]

A witch? [He swallowed. He and his brothers never trusted wizards or witches.]

You use spells to make things?

I have no idea what I'm doing with her yet :|a

[battlecrow]

If it will keep you from offering me your... things again, then yes.

Re: He's a crooked dwarf this one...

[steals_things]

It doesn't mean I am afraid of you, my lady. I have faced dragons, trolls and orcs before. [He still wants to get a bargain from you.]

Can you tell me if there is anywhere I can get a decent meal around here?

[battlecrow]

No? An apostate barbarian mage who could only be the legendary Witch of the Wilds doesn't f frighten you? What if I'm of a mind to turn you into a toad or feed you to a high dragon?

A meal? No.

[steals_things]

[He was secretly very wary of this woman. Something about her told Nori that she was telling the truth and could use her powers if she so wished.]

Well, aren't you full of surprises? [Sarcasm. He was hungry!]

[battlecrow]

Surprises that evidently are not working. 'Tis a shame, really, that I cannot be left alone.

[steals_things]

Alone? Do you not find that boring? [He could never be without his brothers or the company. He was even warming to the hobbit and his cooking.]

What about somewhere I can get a drink?

[battlecrow]

Why should I find it boring?

If your mundane-creature did not provide you with one, I do not know where you could find your drink, either.

[steals_things]

My mundane creature? Oh, my scribe. Yes. [Well, why DIDN'T he give Nori a drink? Good point.]

How are we to survive out here with neither food nor drink? It is scandalous.

[battlecrow]

'Tis a question you will need to ask them.

[steals_things]

You don't seem to talk much, do you?

[battlecrow]

When I am surrounded by such brilliance why should I contribute my poor wit to the conversation?

[steals_things]

I do hope you are not mocking me, my lady. [He gripped his quarterstaff a little tighter than intended.]

[battlecrow]

And why not?

[steals_things]

That's rude. Ladies aren't meant to be rude, are they? [Maybe he was mocking her now.]

[battlecrow]

Barbarian witches may be as rude as they wish.

[steals_things]

Barbarian witches? You do not look like a barbarian to me, my lady. [He had never met any witch before so.....maybe he was just being nice.

Hey! She might buy something afterall.]