Not impressed with Valentines' shenanigans.

[nathananthonypetrelli]

... You're going to burn in hell for that one, you know.

HELL.

Satan probably has an extra hot coalpile and a really sharp pitchfork set aside just for you, missy.

And why in God's name are you screwing around with my icons again?! The ones you already had were fine, leave them alone. Jesus. You have the attention span of a gnat, it's a wonder you've held on to me for as long as you have.

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[darknessb4me]

You'd know, you're already there.

[nathananthonypetrelli]

... And this went a long way towards removing any doubts I had on the matter.

[foresaw]

This isn't even the worst flood to be affected by. [Says the man who isn't affected.]

[nathananthonypetrelli]

THANK you, I really needed to hear that. ... So how's Valentine's working out for you?

[foresaw]

You're welcome. It's working out better for me than it is for you, I assume.

[nathananthonypetrelli]

Well, the universe had to throw you a bone at some point, it's the law of averages - can't have you being screwed over ALL the time. Don't gloat too much.

[foresaw]

...I've been clean for my entire stay on the Barge, if that's what you're implying.

[nathananthonypetrelli]

It wasn't, but the fact that it was the first thing to cross your mind means that you still have issues. Obviously.

[foresaw]

Obviously. I'm still an inmate. But if you'll recall, so are you.

[nathananthonypetrelli]

It could have been worse - if either of us had been a warden, heaven help up all.

[foresaw]

What do you think the options are when you graduate, Nathan? You can either go home, or you can become a warden. Which do you think I'm going to choose?

[nathananthonypetrelli]

[long silence]

Wonderful. [he was going to be stuck with Eeyore for all eternity, seriously?! Screw that. Getting the hell out of this shitcan now top priority.]

Well, at least I have a warden now, and troubles of my own, so there's no need for me to ...distract you. From whatever it is you do around here. [smile]