torn between two games, canon is dracula

[damngod]

You do not read quickly enough, girl. It will be the beginning of the month before you know it, and where shall I be? Ignored.

I have no intentions of being ignored yet again. Finish your homework before you place any reserve, for you know I am not one to be placed to the side more than once.

You do seem to have a strong desire to seek out horror, have you noticed? I find it rather...unsettling.

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[damngod]

[Even Van Helsing was dazzled, Dean, don't try to fight it.

Also: bad math on Pi Day is bad and you should feel bad.]

Not even half that, actually; closer to five hundred.

[venatical]

[ Tell it to Sam and send him a real pie, dorkbreath. ]

Oh, well, pardon me. My bad. You do look horrendously, hideously, ridiculously old. I see it now.

[damngod]

[3.1fork yourself, Dean. Right in the eye. Both of them, preferably.]

Old? You see old? You ought to get yourself to a doctor, for it seems your eyes are failing you.

[Come on, man, he had to suck on a ship full of sailors in the late 1900s to get this figure back don't be a dick.]

[venatical]

[ So he doesn't look like a dusty rotten corpse, but that doesn't mean Dean's not going to keep poking at this clearly sore point. Big ego, huh?

ALSO sucking on sailors (heh) totally means Dean gets to be the biggest dick. He has a big knife and he knows how to use it! ]

I see a pale old dead guy who really needs a haircut and has a bad case of blood breath, yeah.

[damngod]

[omg plz this man has the best immune system ever, he's drunk the blood of a thousand people, what's a knife going to do? Really? How much of an issue can a knife be?]

Dead? The dead stay beneath the Earth or above it. They certainly have no means to walk about it, as they've no life left in them. Your vision is terrible.

[srsly dean, it's undead. Ghosts are dead. Ghosts and vampires aren't the same. That's offensive.]

[venatical]

[ Hope that immune system comes in real handy when he CHOPS YOUR HEAD OFF.* ]

Like I need a vocabulary lesson? I've been dealing with your kind basically my whole life. And no, it hasn't been as long as yours, but some of us are cursed with youth. [ BOOM. Check out this smug smile. ]

[ooc: *season 8!Dean is 60% less likely to kill vampires on sight. Try not to kill people tho!]

[damngod]

[Oh please. It's not that easy! You have to stab the heart, chop off the head, fill everything with garlic, there might need to be a bonfire...one does not fell Vlad Dracula with mere decapitation, it is folly.]

You jump to conclusions and make assumptions far too quickly, sir. The kind you know, in all likelihood, are quite different from what I am.