Homeless Vlad is homeless

[fruitloop]

Really, mundane, you shouldn't go around creating journals like that.

Why yes I know that I was a staple of your last year of high school and college, and I honestly can't blame you for finding me so endearing.

But you really shouldn't create a headspace for me when you have no plans to put me in a game! I can't just go around completely lost on the face of the internet like some pathetic drifter.

Oh, what's that? You might put me in a game once your life quiets down? Ha! I've heard better lies than that. Unless you go out and make money my way, you're just going to be struggling, being busy with a mundane life like the mundane you are! Ha!

[OOC note: his ghost account is wisconsinghost so if you get a tag from that, it's still me!]

Comments

Quick comment before I head to bed. But couldn't resist

[schrodingersghost]

I feel sorry for anyone stuck with you in their head. What, had enough of creeping on Mom?

HEH HEH beautiful

[fruitloop]

Why Daniel, fancy seeing you here. So tell me, does Maddie exist in anyone's headspaces?

And finally back from work!

[schrodingersghost]

Even if she was, you seriously think I would tell you?

[fruitloop]

Well it's not that I'd need you to tell me. I'm sure I'll have little trouble finding her myself.

[schrodingersghost]

That is not going to happen.

[fruitloop]

Your confidence is charming, Daniel.

[schrodingersghost]

...Shut up. I don't care. I'm not going to let you find Mom.

[nagant]

[Eyebrow raaaise.]

'S why they call 'em "mundanes", you know. Ordinary.

[fruitloop]

Well thank you then for that useful information.

[Sarcasm.]

[halfa_hero]

tl;dr

[fruitloop]

Oh god there's more than one of you I mean-- What, don't care to listen to what I have to say?

[halfa_hero]

Don't really need to. 80% of what you say is gonna be some comment about how you're so much better than me, ranting about some evil plan, or hitting on my mom. Again.

[memory_of_fire]

Endearing isn't the word I would use.

[fruitloop]

Well it's not like your opinion actually matters to me.

[memory_of_fire]

and I don't care much about yours, what's your point?

[fruitloop]

So then really there was no need for you to comment on this post.

[crackpotcrocker]

That's what I've been telling my so called mun. ^{Not like they ever listen to us.}

[fruitloop]

Mundanes really just don't use their brains, do they?

[crackpotcrocker]

Ha! Only to insult and torment us. The other half of time they're ignoring or you putting you - ON!

[halfspooky]

Really? 'Cause as I understand it, "lost on the internet" is exactly where creepy old guys belong!

[fruitloop]

You're far too young to understand the implications of what you just said, Daniel.

[halfspooky]

I dunno. Looking back now, you are obsessed with me and mom to levels way beyond scary. Why don't you have a seat over there?

[cheesemaster]

Well, isn't this a breath of fresh air? About time this blasted place had more worthy company than usual.

[fruitloop]

Well, this has got to be the best comment I've received on this post so far.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Not so sure the mocking will get you anywhere.