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[gotlost]

C'mon, amiga. We're doing this shit again? 

Look, if I'm going anywhere, I'm gonna say it twice. I'm not going anywhere without my brothers. OR my bike.

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[birdsmustdie]

I fail to see why it would bother saying it twice, if it knows it's... mun won't listen the first time.

[gotlost]

What.

[birdsmustdie]

Did it not understand my question?








Or would it prefer if I asked it again, since apparently it assumes that that will work.

[gotlost]

Uh--I'm guessing I'm "it"?

[birdsmustdie]

No, it's the other one.

[ A golem fluent in sarcasm. ]

[gotlost]

[wow rude]

Uh. Okay. Whatever, man. [Honestly he wouldn't care about your bullshit in the first place and also you're a giant golem.] Now WHAT the fuck are you now?

[birdsmustdie]

[ RIGHT BACK AT YOU and what about in the second place huh. ]

What am I now? I'm the same thing I was before.

[ Also golems don't have much patience, and Shale is still fluent in sarcasm. ]

Clearly, I am a tree. Perhaps it should get it's squishy, disgusting eyes checked.

[gotlost]

Cut the bullshit, man.

[why is he trying to bro-talk a rock in the first place he asks himself]

[birdsmustdie]

An impressively disgusting suggestion, but I will have to pass.

Perhaps it should try asking me a second time.

[ Shale is immune to bro-talk you're gonna be here a while. Try telling her how pretty she is. ]

[gotlost]

[ok]

... Okay. What the fuck are you a giant talking rock?

[birdsmustdie]

[ no srsly it works surprisingly well

But now she's gonna scoff and roll her eyes. ]

I am a golem, if it wasn't obvious.

[gotlost]

Aaaaand 'the fuck's a golem? [no really]

[birdsmustdie]

. . .



It's a giant talking rock. That just so happens to love crushing things. [ B| ]

[gotlost]

That's subtle. [see he can be sarcastic back] Okay. Thought there might be something more to it. But okay. I'm talking to a giant talking fucking rock.

[pause]

Whatever Billy was smoking must be rubbing off on me because I'm okay with this for some reason.

[birdsmustdie]

Good! I'm glad we got that out of the way, now we can move on to other fascinating conversations, I'm sure.

[pause... shakes head]

Er... What did Billy rub off on you? And do I want to know? Probably not, come to think of it.

[gotlost]

You really don't like talking to me, do you, sister?

Probably a shitload of illegal highs.

[birdsmustdie]

Oh, so I am a "sister" now, am I? That is a surprising improvement. [ And the second time she's been called sister. ]

Truth be told, I rarely find that fleshy, human creatures have anything worthwhile to contribute, but it's not as though I have anything else to talk to. Rocks aren't as good at conversation as I tend to be, and they lack a sense of humor.

[gotlost]

Most of the ones I've met usually are.

[rocks
that's a joke]

[birdsmustdie]

Is that so? Does it often go around talking to rocks? I imagine that must have been boring before I came along.

[gotlost]

The people I know might as well be rocks.

[birdsmustdie]

Is that so? And why is that?

[ ROCKS ARE GLORIOUS is there an incoming insult Shale has a lot of pride ]

[gotlost]

[A snort.]

Trust me, amiga. If you met some of the people I know, you'd know. No offense to the talking kind. Just the regular kind.

[breastpionage]

What do you ride?

[gotlost]

Custom Hexer. One-of-a-kind. She's a beaut.