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[malleusmaleficarum]

I thought you said you "needed a break." Miss me that much?

Well, I can't say that I blame you, but I don't exactly love being passed up for some melodramatic vampire with daddy issues.

Do yourself a favor and beat it. I don't have time for this.

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[eightdead]

Muns. They're a pain in the ass, and they don't make sense.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Starting to think the Katy Perry's getting to her brain.

[eightdead]

That stuff's pretty harsh. Worse than drugs, if you ask me.

[malleusmaleficarum]

No arguments here.

[eightdead]

At least you got a vacation out of it, I guess.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Here I was hoping for retirement.

[opprobrious]

You sound pretty melodramatic yourself, I don't know if you should be throwing that word around.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Ultimatums aren't inherently melodramatic. Just a very effective means of not wasting my time.

[opprobrious]

Wasn't really an ultimatum, just sort of talking. There was no "or else."

[malleusmaleficarum]

It's implied, dumbass.

[opprobrious]

Well it wasn't implied well.

[No sweetie you're just stupid.]

[malleusmaleficarum]

...Uh-huh.

Do you have anything productive to add here or...?

[long_in_us]

[As soon as he heard "vampire", she piqued his interest and his eyes are fixed on her. Well, he loves to observe those who got his attention.]

[malleusmaleficarum]

Great, Hot Topic's here.

[long_in_us]

[He bends his head a bit on her response. He raises an eyebrow more like to say "pardon", but he says nothing and just kept on studying her. He is not really the responsive type...at least vocally.]

[malleusmaleficarum]

Tall, dark, and brooding went out of style in the '90s. FYI.

[long_in_us]

[He averted his eyes down to the ground like a shy little boy most likely a response to her blunt statement. He doesn't really understood what she said especially on the "90's" and the "style" part. As far as he is concerned, he has been like that ever since, as for the years, he doesn't know either. But either way, he thought of her reaction as a way of telling him that he's being rude by staring at her. So at least, he has to make an effort and go ask her than stare at her.]

...you know about vampires?

[tartanisstylish]

I can't imagine what's keeping you so busy, dear.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Top secret. Against the rules to tell anyone with a stick up their ass.

[tartanisstylish]

Mm. So nothing, then.

[malleusmaleficarum]

Believe it or not, there's more to life than reading. I know that might be hard for you to conceive, but it's true.

[tartanisstylish]

Forgive me, but you're stuck, aren't you? Just like I am.

[monsterbait]

Melodramatic vampire with daddy issues? Do I even want to know?

[malleusmaleficarum]

Ignorance is bliss for a reason.

[monsterbait]

Nothing quite like being second to a third-rate soap opera.