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Hey, hey! A journal for me, really? Awesome, I'm ready to tackle this place!
But where's Matsumoto, she's around, right? I can't go anywhere without her [and her boobs], it wouldn't be right! Oh, but... anything I do when she's not around, I can't get in trouble for, right? Maybe flying solo might be fun for a while after all, good idea, mun!
But where's Matsumoto, she's around, right? I can't go anywhere without her [and her boobs], it wouldn't be right! Oh, but... anything I do when she's not around, I can't get in trouble for, right? Maybe flying solo might be fun for a while after all, good idea, mun!

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...Ha! You almost pulled one over on me there, Kaien! I almost thought you really were someone else for a second, good going! Hey, you try to get Kuukaku and Ganju yet?
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Why would I wanna try and get one over on Kuukaku-san and Ganjuu? And who's Kaien?
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Well, okay not that terrible since he wasn't all bad.
Easily tricked.]Ah- I'm sure Matsumoto-fukutaichou is probably lounging somewhere, if you're looking for her.
[Poor Hitsuguya-taichou...]
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skipping workvisiting another division.]Wonder why she's being so secretive. She knows I love to see her around, and isn't it a lieutenant's duty to see to her captain's needs at all times?
[And people wonder who influenced her lazy streak.]
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Ah- I don't think it quite works like that... wouldn't it be better if you worked as a team?
[Though you wouldn't know it since Ukitake-taichou was always sick... Kaien-dono did a lot of the work.]
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Of course! Me and Matsumoto-chan, we're the ultimate team! In fact, there ain't a better group out there than me, her, and Toushirou-kun.
[And here it is, the biggest thumbs up ever. Infinite confidence in himself, over here.]
/BRB SHRIEKING INCOHERENTLY
[srslydad]
QUIET, BOY. /dropkick
[He'll humor this game.]
why so mean dad ;_;
[RIGHT he wouldn't know...who he is...this is awkward. He kind of talked without thinking.]
And it sounds like you ran into another me, huh.
it builds character. ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ
[WHAT A SILLY THING FOR SOMEONE TO NAME THEIR CHILD. Especially one with bright hair like that, har har har.]
Uh huh. Why d'you look so much like my nephew, anyway?
So this is why you kicked me in the face all those years
[goddamnit it past dad WHY did you have to bring that up argh. And, well. That is a good question, Isshin! Ichigo debates telling him against making something up or dodging the issue, and ultimately....
Fuck it he can handle it]
Because I'm your son.
AND LOOK AT ALL THAT CHARACTER. mission accomplished.
That's not how it works dad and you know it
Know what does work? BOOT TO THE HEAD.
ONE DAY I'LL GET YOU BACK OLD MAN
YOUR SHOUNENNESS PRECLUDES BEING THIS MANLY
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This entire thread was leading up to this moment I swear
It's how they *bond*
That is nothing but the pure, unadulterated truth.
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...
You look familiar! Have we met somewhere?
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... [He's going over every human he's ever met in his head now.] Don't think so! But that's alright, we can still be friends. Especially if you know my precious Matsumoto.
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How do you know her?
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She's my lieutenant, of course. Captain Shiba Isshin, at your service, young lady.
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Ehhhhhhh?! You must've been captain before Toshiro-kun! And if your name is Shiba, then are you related to --
[Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-- wait a sec, back the fun truck up a minute]
You said Isshin? Kurosaki-san?!
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