re: new kick-ass 2 ( red band ) trailer

[wetsuited]

Did you-

Did you see that?!

I'm fucking ripped now! I mean, I've got- [ he's kind of waving his hand over his stomach ] I've got abs!

... Guess I should start hitting the gym, huh? Jesus.

Marty too. Can't believe that prick decided to put on a mask. After giving me so much shit!

[ dave's just a little bit hyped okay, ramblingramblingrambling ]

Still can't believe my dad found out I'm Kick-Ass, either... [ actually a little worried for a second... but then! ] This is fucking nuts!



[ ooc: nsfw trailer for anyone interested! ]

Comments

[soyoudonthaveto]

(He hadn't really cared about the first movie, but thanks to Linkara and because his mun's a huge fanboy...)

Kid, no offense, but you might want to hold back on the celebrating hyperness.

[wetsuited]

-- Who the hell are you??

[ HDU RAIN ON HIS PARADE ]

[themotherfucker]

You think that abs are gonna make a difference? They're not. Okay?

[Yeah okay he's maybe a little jealous that he doesn't have abs.]

omg i need to buy my icons back sob

[wetsuited]

Oh yeah? I think they're gonna make a pretty big difference!

[ awwwkkkwaaaaarrrdd. Dave's basically staring at the big I-killed-your-dad elephant in the corner of the room. HE DOESN'T REGRET IT ( okay he does a little it's not like he wants to go around killing dads ) but it's. awkward. yeah. ]

me too...and I need to make some from the trailer

[themotherfucker]

I think they're not gonna make any difference at all! Have you seen my new sidekick?

[...Who is more like a bodyguard than a sidekick and could beat him into next year but that's a technicality. Besides, Dave also has a girl doing a lot of his fighting for him so it's not like he's the only one.]

You're going down.

[resurgent]

Are you wearing yellow cleaning gloves?

[ no seriously, cute costume. ]

[wetsuited]

Uhh, hah! [ allISON. ] No! No. They're made out of the same material the rest of my costume is. Like, cottony spandex. [ ... ] I'm just gonna say they're cleaning gloves, sure, yeah.

[resurgent]

Cottony spandex. [ she's going to break those syllables down and draw them out. to try and make them sound better or worse. she hasn't made up her mind about it. ] Cottony spandex gloves modeled after something you find in a cabinet under the sink.

[ because it's above saying ooh, abs or addressing the rest. for now. ]

the icon is his inner self rn ok

[wetsuited]

They match the rest of the wets...uit. [ sigh. ]

-- Hey, nobody else questions the gloves, okay, what's with the glove questioning?

very manly

[resurgent]

Well, I think you looked [ ridiculous ] better with it off. [ so much for not saying she noticed the abs. ]

But I guess you'd have to keep it on to maintain your identity. I'm glad I don't have to worry about super villains.

[wetsuited]

Oh yeah? [ HEH!! ] Uh, yeah, doy. I don't need drug dealers coming to find me at my house after I bust up their crackhouses, thanks.