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[wright_idea]

...you don't HAVE to consult me on every single new development, you know. If he wants to start running around looking like Captain Harlock, that's HIS business.

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[wright_idea]

Oh come on, you barely put any effort into it! You just tossed a military jacket on and called it a day.

Where did you even GET that thing anyway?

[perceiving]

Excuse me for not having Mr. Edgeworth give me a makeover.

Probably your closet.

[wright_idea]

I can't speak for my future self, but I'm pretty sure wearing a 7 years out of date suit is not the best way to reintroduce yourself to the court system.

Why the hell would *I* have a coat like that?

[perceiving]

I didn't think you cared that much about appearances.

I don't know. Why would you wear flip flops with sweat pants and a sweatshirt?

[wright_idea]

Look, being in court and trying to look like you're a complete lost cause are two completely different things here.

Besides, who did I have left to impress at that point, REALLY?

[perceiving]

(Wait, he was trying to look like a lost cause?)

I meant before all that too. Your old blue suit wasn't exactly the most impressive thing.

There's looking like a lost cause and then there's impractical footwear.

[wright_idea]

Oh come on, this suit is perfectly functional!

Hey, I'm sure I found them perfectly comfortable.

[perceiving]

Functional, yes. Fashionable, definitely not. Especially compared to the new one.

Sandals in a freezing restaurant?

[wright_idea]

YOU try buying a fashionable suit after a last-minute switch to a law degree and tell me how good of one you can find.

Maybe he just had warm feet. Look, I can't explain ALL of my older self's fashion choices.

[perceiving]

What does timing have to do with it? It's not like suits are seasonal attire.

[wright_idea]

Let's just say a law degree is a HELL of a lot more expensive than an art one.

[perceiving]

I noticed.

Being an honest defense attorney doesn't pay well either.

[wright_idea]

Welcome to the enriching life of truth and justice.

[perceiving]

I think "enriching" isn't the word you were looking for, Mr. Wright.