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Dr. Sheldon Cooper ([personal profile] penny_penny_penny) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-15 04:40 am
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No.

It's too late for any of this ridiculousness. It would be impossible to postpone sleeping, as I would then have to postpone waking. If I postponed waking then I wouldn't eat breakfast at 8am and my bowels would certainly not be evacuated at 8.20am.

And no amount of 'fun', though it is noteworthy that the term 'fun' can hardly be applied to this ill thought out venture, is worth irregular bowels.

Good night.
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youreinmyseat: (See? I can make a funny too)

[personal profile] youreinmyseat 2012-02-15 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't agree more. [pause] Of course, that's a bit of a ridiculous comment because it's absurd to think that I wouldn't agree with myself.

[He snickers with laughter]
penny_penny_penny: (my seat)

[personal profile] penny_penny_penny 2012-02-15 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh!

How interesting, I wasn't expecting to see the effects of a multiverse quite so soon.
youreinmyseat: (muahaha)

[personal profile] youreinmyseat 2012-02-15 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Quite fascinating, isn't it? Just think what we could do with two of me.
penny_penny_penny: (smile)

[personal profile] penny_penny_penny 2012-02-15 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's true that we could increase our productivity exponentially, if there were, as you say, two of me. Which there are not. As with any multiverse, even the laughably designed ones for children's tales, there cannot be two identical lives lived. A difference, perhaps even an infinitesimal one, will exist.

[It's then that a rather frightening though occurs to him, what if this were a parallel of the Superman: Red Son fiasco? There's only one way to test that out, giving the other Sheldon a tiny smile.]

Don't you agree, Comrade?
youreinmyseat: (It's astonishing that you're alive)

[personal profile] youreinmyseat 2012-02-15 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Rolls his eyes dramatically]

Oh, please. Now that's just laughable, at best. If anything I should be calling you that with your inherent paranoia and suspicion. [He scoffs] I was merely postulating that two of me, in any variation would be far superior than anyone else could even dream to be. The miniscule differences go without saying, or so I thought. The difference between the two of us is painfully clear, now. [He raises a disapproving eyebrow]
scienceshow: (Szayel * Excuse you?)

...I can't state enough how awesome you are.

[personal profile] scienceshow 2012-02-15 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[...of all the things to stumble on this early in the morning.]

Why precisely are you talking about bowel movements on this public forum, of all places?
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