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[imgonnadie]

You know when someone says this is a bad idea but it kind of sounds great?

This is not one of those times and I think you should stop.

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[tolaywaste]

Uh-huh.

[imgonnadie]

[ Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. ]

You and me, who ever gets a date first wins.

[tolaywaste]

Wins what?

[imgonnadie]

Self-respect?

[tolaywaste]

Got that already.

[imgonnadie]

My respect.

[tolaywaste]

I have that too.

[imgonnadie]

Elaborate farce.

[tolaywaste]

Ouch, buddy. Ouch.

[imgonnadie]

Try to internalize the pain, I don't want your girly tears all over the place.

[tolaywaste]

No, I'm going to cry on you.

[imgonnadie]

Dude. Gross.

[tolaywaste]

Deal with it.

[imgonnadie]

[Sean's going to tell. Mom and Dad like him best.

You're a bitch.

Seriously, don't cry on him. Go salt the Earth.

LOOK THEY BOTH KNOW SEAN ISN'T WINNING. Even though he's like actual leaps and bounds better as a ladies' man and you're a punk.

Ginger discrimination.]

Pansy.

[tolaywaste]

[Maybe if he was less of a ginger freak he'd be doing better . . . ]

Creative.

[imgonnadie]

[Prejudice.

He is supposed to be free of this blatant gingerism in his own family.

Actual redheaded step child.]

My lack of caring it impeding my insults.

[tolaywaste]

[Maybe if he was less of a freak in general then.]

You're such an asshole.

[imgonnadie]

[Preens.]

I don't even have to try for that.

[tolaywaste]

Yeah, it's your secondary mutation, I know.

[imgonnadie]

Better than erratic crying.

[THAT WOULD BE YOURS, OKAY?]

[tolaywaste]

My secondary superpower is saving you from killing yourself by being an idiot.

[imgonnadie]

Nah, that's just a defense mechanism. If I die you'd drown in your own tears.

[tolaywaste]

You still better be grateful.

[imgonnadie]

Thinking about it.

[tolaywaste]

Damn right.

And I'm still going to beat you, for the record.