Oh hey a new place to murder each other!

[battroll]

Disneyland?

And if you're planning on doing anything with me at all, get over it and start posting.

Comments

[lassoftruthiness]

I'm sure you could figure out a way to dye it black. I can imagine you with a whole new suit by the end of the first week. There's enough fabric, although no body armor, unfortunately.

[battroll]

There are enough ways to improvise.

[lassoftruthiness]

There you go, crisis solved. I'll even donate most of my skirt, Hera knows I'm not fighting that thing.

[battroll]

I'm just grateful that the shoes don't appear to be as ridiculous as the rest of the outfits.

[lassoftruthiness]

That's a blessing, at least. People are always surprised when I tell them I don't actually enjoy fighting in high heels. That's up to the artists, not me.

[battroll]

Frankly, I find it amazing that any of you can.

[lassoftruthiness]

Practice. And they're better than sandals if I have to ride a horse.

Find a pair in your size and I'll teach you. You never know when it'll come in handy.

[battroll]

Don't think I won't take you up on that.

[Bruce's life motto might as well be 'you never know when it'll come in handy.']

[lassoftruthiness]

I would expect nothing less.

[battroll]

The good thing is that part of your work is already done - I already know how to walk in them.

[lassoftruthiness]

Now that is a story I need to hear.

[battroll]

I doubt it's as interesting as you think it is.

[lassoftruthiness]

I can't be disappointed if I don't hear it first.

[battroll]

The gist is that Bruce Wayne is nothing if not recognizable, and when I was younger, crossdressing was sometimes the best disguise when I didn't want to be recognized. It wouldn't work as well now as when I was 16 - I don't have the build for it anymore - but some things never leave you.