New Muse: Homeless

[glitchandall]

Hey Poophead,

I don't mean to be mean here... well okay, I kinda do... but I mean, what are you going to do with me, huh?

You said you don't want me in a game. Well, I'm already in a game, and it's acutally got graphics and music and isn't all, ya know, boring writing stuff. So, ya know... I'm now there winning... and racing... and winning... and what are you doing? You're just sitting there, with me inside of your stinky ole brain.

If you're going to keep me around you've got to do SOMETHING with me. So, what is going to be? I can't just sit around here doing nothing. I'm a racer.

Ah-doiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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[doctor_insano]

Winning sounds like an excellent plan!

[glitchandall]

Ah-doiiii

[She lets out a little cackle of a laugh]

Nice Glasses, four-eyes. Where did you get those, off of a comic book?

Are they x-ray? You shouldn't be looking at a child's underwear.

[doctor_insano]

I can turn them on and off and they're off for that!

For your information, they can do many more things than regular x-ray glasses! I have fitted these out with SCIENCE!

[glitchandall]

Ohhhhhhh SCIENCE huh?

What element are they made of? Dork-anium?

Or maybe... stupiseum.

Oh, one more one more...

Bore-on!

[She rolls around laughing]

[doctor_insano]

[Sarcastic laughter.]

Ahhahahahahahaha!

If you want to call death rays, telescopic vision, mp3s and photos that are made up of a zillion megapixels dorky, stupid and boring, then so be it!

[glitchandall]

[Suddenly she stops and bounces to her feet, jumping up and down on the spot]

Death Rays and Tele-whatsit vision and photos and 123s and a bagillion mega whatever I wanna see I wanna see I wanna see I wanna see

[doctor_insano]

Ohh, not so dorky now, am I?

[He laughs maniacally.]

And that's just the start of what these goggles can do!

[glitchandall]

Let me see!

[Suddenly, she's on his shoulder, trying to pluck them from his face.]

[doctor_insano]

Hey. HEY!

[He tries to keep them on, clinging to the frames.]

Don't do that! I have to keep them on at all times!