flings comics across room bursts into flames

[thatbastard]

It's cute, you trying to figure out how my world works - as if there's some kind of underlying truth to it all, when you know it was cobbled together by idiots and charlatans and drugs. You want to figure out all the rules. Well, there aren't any. There aren't even any real secrets, as I've said. You want to write me down in proper neat little lines and say what I can and can't do. Hah. That's why you can barely play me. Write all you want - you'll never know.

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[thatbastard]

You know, there's someone you should really tell that to.

[ Help, the younger Zatanna is making him feel old and decrepit by existing at him. ]

[hexappeal]

If you're suggesting I apologize to Terrence, he knew what he was getting into!

[No, you can have fun with that. It's a boring alternate version of her that is like 15 or something!! Give her $5 and tell her not to spend it all in one place because she has no inclination to feel old, too. :I]

[thatbastard]

Wait, he's alive? Wait, he "got into" you? Thirteen?

[ Well, distracted from old&decrepit woes by this. Good enough. ]

[hexappeal]

You seem to find something hilarious about all of this. I know, I know. The guy that shouts at the sky about how magic doesn't exist, but...

He's one of my two very obvious types.