Muse in responce to EVERYTHING....mostly season 2.

[fairytalewhut]

Lets get real here lady,

   It's not going to happen. Just like me ever getting my boring old life as a bounty hunter back....yah, totally missing that job right about now.

-Emma Swan

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[fairytalewhut]

Trouble? Comparatively to the writers- no not really.

[unvarnished]

Why do you think I'm hiding out here?

[fairytalewhut]

[Raised brow]

Did anyone ever tell you bragging isn't nice?

[beat]

You're one lucky bastard you know that? This family explosion is getting out of control.

[unvarnished]

It's not bragging; it's just playing smart. Besides, I already told you my story would end with you breaking the curse.

I am sorry about the family drama, though.

[fairytalewhut]

End?

[hold up- and here she is forgetting her problems for that tidbit]

No, I dont remember hearing that part, wanna elaborate?

[unvarnished]

I came to help you break the curse, and you broke it. So that was the end of the story.

[fairytalewhut]

You really think you're free of all this just because you left? Nice, leave me to suffer alone. Thanks.
[beat]

Just wait, they'll bring you back kickin and screamin with the rest of us.

[unvarnished]

I already have a good idea what's in store for me. There's this great thing called Alternate Universes that I'll be taking advantage of. You're welcome to join me if you want.

[fairytalewhut]

[have a questioning look]

Alternate Universe? Like...going back to the fairytale world?

[unvarnished]

Not exactly. More like, a place where I can stay in Storybrooke and be human.

[fairytalewhut]

You lost me.

[unvarnished]

Look... I'm pretty sure things aren't going to go well for me. But here, I can stick around. I can have a life with you and Henry, and my father and Archie.

[fairytalewhut]

Here, on this website? ....

[she stares, obviously not very happy with that. She sighs]

Wow...I just...doesn't seem like anything is going to end well. You having fun here though? I mean, if this is your new home...

[unvarnished]

I keep busy. When I'm not out visiting you or Henry, there are a lot of people in this "headspace" to keep me company. A guy who looks just like Dr. Whale, for example, and a Snow White who isn't your mom.

[fairytalewhut]

Who isn't my mom? Like the one I remember?

[beat]

Because I still am having trouble seeing Mary Margret as Snow White or...even shooting arrows which I have seen her do but I'm still working on the believing.

[unvarnished]

This one seems to go more for armor and a sword than arrows.

[fairytalewhut]

Right, I blocked from my memory that I fought a dragon.....

[she sighed and rubbed her temple]

I was hoping I dreamt that.

[unvarnished]

Too bad I missed it.