On the Showstopper event at lastvoyages

[fuckingvisions]

Fuck you.

No really, we've done some stupid stuff here in the past. But makin' me sing? I was okay with Heavy, that Collective Soul song. Maybe some U2 or Dropkick Murphies but shit girl. You're a mean one.

And some o' the songs you been eyein'. I hate you, I do. You're a cruel mistress.

You make one more "Rehab" joke and I'm out.

Comments

[doctor_insano]

Can they really make you sing if you don't want to?

Is your voice so spectacularly bad?

[fuckingvisions]

It's one of those you're compelled and can't really stop things. We get curses and such now and then this isn't as bad as some just cruel.

Let's just say I ain't known for my lovely vocals. [ He's not that bad.]

[doctor_insano]

You make your mun sound like some kind of evil mage.

[fuckingvisions]

She is man, she really is.

[doctor_insano]

You should counter her attacks with SCIENCE!

[fuckingvisions]

Science isn't my strong suit despite havin' a kinda adopted robot sister.

[ Don't ask.]

[doctor_insano]

[Oh, he's going to ask.]

A robot sister?! I should make one of those! Well, not a sister but yes, a destructive giant robot woman!!

[fuckingvisions]

She's more a nav comm but she's pretty awesome I do confess. She's not very destructive though, I bet she's got laser eyes. One day I should ask if she does.

[doctor_insano]

Laser eyes would be a good start.

[ichoosefight]

[ Because she can ]

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no!

[fuckingvisions]

STEPHANIE!

[ichoosefight]

It was too obvious to pass up.

[fuckingvisions]

You're lucky I think so much o' you.

[darknessb4me]

Put tape over your mouth and leave your communicator off.

[fuckingvisions]

In hindsight, a good plan. Sadly she's already makin' a fool o' me.