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You rushed through your exam to talk to Gin-san? I won't be harsh with you, but you should consider your classes more. Stay passionate before your madao heart leads you astray!

But since you can't leave the classroom yet, we'll talk about the tower. You think that free meals and a harem of heroines wil entice him? N-no, it's alright already. Gin-san is fine where he is, so why don't you send your worries there instead?!

It's n-n-not because it m-might b-b-be haunted!

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YOU SHOULD NOT THINK OF FOOD AND HAREMS AND *** WHILE WRITING AN IMPORTANT EXAM!! Why did you allow this, Gintoki? Does corrupting the youth make you feel better about your own lack of accomplishments in life?

NO ONE ELSE WAS THINKING ABOUT ***! IT'S OBVIOUS THAT IN THIS SITUATION, THE ONE CORRUPTING YOUTHS IS THE TERRORIST! THE TERRORIST, ZURA!

IT'S NOT TERRORIST, ZURA, IT'S KATSURA!!

AND THE ONLY THING OBVIOUS HERE IS THAT BEING SUBJECTED TO YOUR BAD HAIR DIRECTLY CORRELATES WITH BAD GRADES.

OI, ZURA! THIS MUN HAS THEIR OWN NATURAL PERM. IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE!

THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST MILKED EXCUSE IN THE HISTORY OF PROPERTY WRECKING.

AND EVEN IF IT IS GENUINE, IT MERELY MARKS THAT HIDEOUS THINGS GRAVITATE TOWARDS EACH OTHER! YOUR DIRTY PERM MUST HAVE A FORCE FIELD OF ITS OWN!!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO APPEARS NOT TO HAVE SEEN THE TOP SIDE OF A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN WEEKS!

Is that hair or a limp kelp wig?!

[ oh no you didn't ]

VILE LIES! AS A SAMURAI, I MAINTAIN MYSELF CLEAN AND PRESENTABLE AT ALL TIMES!

[ huffhuff ]

It's not a wig, it's Katsura.

[He did though.]

Kelpzura! A dirty man can be a samurai. It's the heart that's clean! Maybe fingernails too, but definitely heart!

[ :C ]

It's not Kelpzura, it's Katsura.

[ voice gaining higher-pitched notes now. keep this up and the 57th meltdown of the day will happen ]

Your heart is dirtier than the behind of your ears, Gintoki. Saying words about passion is not enough, you are supposed to lead by example! Your sloppiness as a protagonist is why G*ntama did not succeed in the West.

You didn't give it enough time! Dragonball wasn't popular in the states at the same time as Japan... It took time. We're just a little late because we were hungry, like Goku.

Was their manga also cancelled? People do not wish to read about the woes of useless middle-aged men, Gintoki. They need someone passionate to aspire to!

I think it's a bit charming your mun excitedly rushes over to speak to you, Gin-san.

But then the bad grades are on Gin-san's shoulders!

If you just allow them this one chance I am sure they will get right back on track.

Raising a mun is like raising a spoiled child. You can't just let them drag you into a hah... Haunted tower. They have to stand in the hallway until their arms can't hold a bucket anymore. Only when their muscles burn will they take you to a game like Route 29 or Soul Campaign!

Perhaps I should learn from your parenting them... it seems I only spoil.

Don't get down about it! Even if you raised a horrible sadist, he found that physical abuse he never got at home. He'll probably be fine.

It's nice to know he has someone like you watching his back, even at a distance.

As long as it's that side of him, the distance isn't a problem.

Now Gin-san you don't have to be so afraid. You know he is just fine.

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