help.

[5055034455]

Et tu, Brute?

You know what — why don't you go hang out with Walter? I'm sure you'll have a ton to talk about, what with your mutual distrust and lack of faith in me. Come on.

I'm not in over my head. I know exactly what I'm doing, okay? Relax. It'll be fine.

It's all good, mun.

Now go do me a favor and figure out where I can find an exorcist. And, while you're at it, maybe consider making good on your promise to send me to Narnia. I hear it's very nice there this time of year.



...shut up. That "confirms" nothing, especially not your "suspicions."

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[hostage]

Back at it?

[detoxes]

[JUST GIVES YOU A THUMBS UP. Because you're totally going to help her out.]

[stridercentric]

[Wow, Bro's mun sure is going crazy over this Saul Goodman guy. There must be something pretty special lying beneath that dull lawyer facade.]

Yeah, Narnia sure sounds like a great place to spend spring break, what with the vicious talkin' animals, crazed witches and the wars.

[seamusharper]

[Harper watches him for a moment, unsure of what he can do to help. With a slight shrug of his shoulders he finally speaks up.]

Everything okay Saul?

probably not actually here

[knocks]

[ Somewhere, a mariachi band is playing about how Walt called this shit. ]

[5055034455]

Just ironing out some kinks.

[5055034455]

[gdi cooper stop rubbing off on other characters THUMBS UP.

It'll be okay, Mia.

And if Saul keeps telling himself that, maybe he'll eventually believe it. :D ]

[5055034455]

[Dull? Have you seen what he's wearing, dude?]

I guess you've never been to Albuquerque.

[5055034455]

Mr. Harper! Good to see you.

How's tricks?

[YES HARPER EVERYTHING IS FINE CAN'T YOU TELL BY THE WAY HE'S SMILING...]

icon keywords.

[5055034455]

[REAL NICE, MAN.]

[seamusharper]

[Harper nodded and studied the man for a moment before speaking.]

Everything is fine Saul just checking in to see how you were doing.

[Seamus paused, unsure if he should say anything further, but with a sigh he spoke up.]

Saul I told you before that loyalty was important to me, but that goes both ways...so should you need anything let me know.

[5055034455]

That's very kind of you, Mr. Harper. Should anything come up, you'll be the first to know.

[seamusharper]

[Seamus simply nodded once more and then departed.]

[hostage]

You mean like the entire thing?

[5055034455]

What is this? You making up for lost time? Or have you been annoying another completely well-meaning lawyer back in — wherever you are?

Actually, no. Don't tell me. You won't like me when I'm jealous.

best

[knocks]

[ It's not his fault your canon likes to throw in some random band playing about Heisenberg and meth and fling dramatic, pink teddy bears everywhere please don't tell me I'm getting this canon mixed up with Rango.

Never gonna give you up, probably gonna to get you killed...
Gonna make you run around and then judge you. ]

[stridercentric]

[Colorful suits do not a badass make.]

Once. Nice city, pretty rustic. Can't imagine it being any crazier than Narnia, unless you're the one starting trouble in the first place.

walter stahp

[5055034455]

[Once upon a time, a few clients ago,
he put me in your sights, you got me alone.
You found me, you found me, you found me —

I guess you were too scared, and I guess I liked that,
and when you fell hard, I took a step back.
You're crazy, you're crazy, you're crazy.

And shit's all fucked up in Albuquerque.
And I realize the blame is on me.

'cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in,
SO SHAME ON ME NOW.

ಠ_ಠ gtfo]

crying laughing I can't

[knocks]

[ BUT SAUL, what if he brings you a bouquet of hundred dollar bills?

Lawyer come back
Any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything I did
Lawyer come back
You can't blame it all on me
You are wrong
And I was just doing what I had to.
(For my family)
(Stop calling me crazy) ]

[placeintheworld]

...What are you excising? I mean specifically?

[5055034455]

[psh whateva whateva~]

Rustic? That's the word you're gonna go with? Okay; sure. It's rustic.

Anyway, no, I am not a starter of trouble. I'm a lawyer. I deal with the trouble started by other people.

[5055034455]

A demon. [Duh.]

I don't really know the specifics beyond that. You know a guy?

[stridercentric]

So it's an occupational hazard. I dunno if that counts as a reason to complain, man. If you don't like it, you can always quit and go into breeding cacti or some shit.

[placeintheworld]

[Pause]

....I know several. It depends on your price range.

wow this took way too long

[5055034455]

[I remember all my life
arbitrating all those fights:
a crackhead and some hoe,
face smashed through a window,
crying in the night, the night goes into

morning, just another day
policemen getting in my way —
looking in their eyes,
I see a memory
I never realized
how much trouble you'd be, oh Walter

well you came and boy, I was mistaken,
so I sent you away, oh Walter —
well you jumped me and yeah, I'm still achin',
you need to go away, oh Walter.

aka take that bouquet and shove it]