Mun may be going insano....

[doctor_insano]

Now, as I was saying taking over the world involves science and---

[He pauses, peering out at the community.]

Well, well what do we have here? Don't think you can distract me from my goals, mun! Science will prevail!

[High-pitched cackling.]

Comments

[somanycrystals]

Foolish mammal! Your puny squishbrains are incapable of comprehending the TRUE reptileness of science! I bet you don't even have crystals! I, Dr. Dinosaur, shall make sure you mammals are reduced to vermin!

[doctor_insano]

I assure you my squishbrain is highly functional, thank you very much!

Give me all your crystals!

[somanycrystals]

Your mom is highly functional! Or not functional at all!

Those crystals are in the possession of the true superior species: THE DINOSAUR! That would be me. DO NOT TRY AND STEAL MY CRYSTALS!

[Dr. Dinosaur whips out a couple Uzis.]

I hereby DEMAND you to confiscate all your scientific equipment to me so it can be put to proper use.

[doctor_insano]

No! Dinoasurs shouldn't be allowed to have guns. That's not very scientific of you!

1/2

[somanycrystals]

Gchk.

[You. Did not. Call him. Not very scientific.]

2/2

[somanycrystals]

For your information, the extrotachyons of the crystals I put into these guns make them faster and more accurate! I specifically also inserted crystals into all of my ammo! That's more extrotachyons to empower my guns!

And there is NO steel exoskeleton to protect you from these bullets invading your skin like the vermin you are!

[doctor_insano]

Maybe I don't have an exoskeleton but I do have these electrical zappy thingees!

[Insane cackling as he tries to attach them to the guns.]

[somanycrystals]

[As soon as the lame scientist poopyface who is the absolute worst at science ever starts to move toward him, Dr. Dinosaur jumps back once and bends close to the ground, hissing.]

Mamallian deception! I would have allowed you to live in the new dinosaur world, BUT NOW YOU HAVE NO PLACE!

[Dr. Insano better have some device ready, because H'sssk is now unleashing bulletfire upon him.]

[doctor_insano]

Ack! Shields up! Shields up!

[He makes some frantic gestures with his hands. Nothing happens. With a screech he then just throw himself to the ground.]

I'm hit!

[Maybe. Or maybe not.]

[somanycrystals]

[Dr. Dinosaur smiles and stops firing, walking over to what he presumes to be a human carcass. He then gets a Blackberry Smartphone out of one of his lab pockets, aiming to take a picture of himself and the presumed corpse. And then he'll post it on his twitter.]

[doctor_insano]

[There's a moan followed by a wail.]

[somanycrystals]

Hm!?

[Dr. Dinosaur whips around, startled. He takes a picture of... nothing, but he's surprised that the mammal scientist is alive.]

[doctor_insano]

[Dr Insano springs up.]

Aha! Didn't count on my super time travel disintegrating time warpernator, did you?

[It makes sense to him...]

[somanycrystals]

What? Impossible! You cannot disintegrate time! This is not what Doctor Who taught me!

[doctor_insano]

Then he is a bad, bad scientist!

[Laughter.]

I can do whatever I want with time and I can drop a meteor right on your head!

[somanycrystals]

Not if I travel back in time to kill you first! An escape!

[Doctor Donosaur attempts to twack the other scientist down to the ground with his tail, then escape to his TARDIS time machine.]

[doctor_insano]

No! Because I am already there and stopped your time travel before you traveled it!

[somanycrystals]

[Dr. Dinosaur doesn't believe that for a second. He;'s HIDDEN his time machine and the only one that knows where it is is HIMSELF. And it's not like the information was time traveled out of him.

It takes a couple of minutes for Dr. Dinosaur to reach his time travel device.]

[doctor_insano]

Hey! Hey, you there!

STOP! In the name of SCIENCE!

[somanycrystals]

[Dr. Dinosaur pauses long enough to face Insano.]

The name of SCIENCE urges me to continue!

[doctor_insano]

When you said you wanted to put my scientific equipment to a proper use, what did you mean?

I FUCKING LOVE YOU (also, there's a channel awesome tag)

[soyoudonthaveto]

Insano?

The hell are you doing here?

[somanycrystals]

That's for my superior reptilian brain to know and your non-reptillian mammal brain to not know! Now taste claw!

[Dr. Dinosaur attempts to pounce on Insano, chewing on his head if he's successful.]

:D Ah, thanks!

[doctor_insano]

Science, of course!

[Pause, appears to be glancing around.]

I think.

[surgicalprodigy]

SCIENCE will ALWAYS prevail!