dear_mun | Getting scolded by muses ;w;

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Getting scolded by muses ;w;

Do not even think about it. You're overestimating yourself and stretching yourself too thin among your 'games'. You're to be writing other applications anyway.

[She sighs heavily.] And the promise of finding the young master is not persuading me further. Leave finding him to me. [RanFan crosses her arms. Ridiculous mun-lady.]

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She's not gonna listen to a word ya' say, toots. They're too greedy for their games to stop anytime soon, and like to bite off more then they can chew.

[ Casual shrug, hands stuck in his trench coat pockets. ]

These 'muns' of ours are dicks like that.

[/gasp! It's the young master! She might almost smile, but of those senses kick in.]

Scoundrel! [B<]

Your callous tongue does not help me.

Oi. Name-calling? I'm hurt, babe. [ >:) ]

Just telling the truth as it is. Take it or leave it.

[Hmph.] Oh, I've wounded you so, haven't I? Guess there's no option but to return the young master's body hm, scoundrel?

No, you speak in assumptions. And we all know what assuming begets.

[ Eye-roll. Oh, you never let up, do you? Loyalty like that is admirable, but damn annoying at the same time. ] No can do, babe. The brat gave it up willingly, it's my body now. It's considered rude to return a gift, isn't it?

And I'd say this assumption is right on the dot. Say, is your mun any different then the vast majority of sadistic fuckers around here who like screwing their possessions over?

[Sorry, bro. She's got a young master to protect. Also, eyerolling at those pet names. B<] Under the correct circumstances, a gift is much to gracious to accept.

Hmph. You simply need to know how to control the situation. I've no judgement to pass.

[ Asshole smile. :) ] Yet, he offered and I accepted. It's a done deal, sorry. No refunds. Your prince was done in by his own greed.

Ah, sounds nice. My mun's a real pain in the ass. [ Snort. ] Thinks she can order me of all people around. Honestly.... humans.

[ Plops down on sudden sitting place, in a relaxed cross-legged position and bracing his hands just above the knees. Actually sounds genuinely curious when he asks; ]

So tell me, babe. Where's your mun trying to ship you off to?

[B< Hmph! Crossing her arms.] I don't believe you. [Not her young master, damn it!]

Tread cautiously. These muns have more power than you're assuming. [Immortality would do little good, considering they're all trapped in headspace.]

[And she'll answer honestly; it's that damn face! Still used to serving Ling.]

Stop calling me that... Nowhere. Not yet at least. I believe this was an attempt for 'enabling', as she calls it.

[ Wide, bold smirk. ] Would you like details? [ Ling is protesting this, very much. ]

Aww, are you worried about me, babe? I can play the servant if I have to. Did it for dear ol' Dad, I'll do it again if I have to, to save my own ass. [ not sure if Greed is teasing the ninja or just trolling. ]

Would you prefer "toots" then, Ran Fan? [ Turns that over in his head for a moment, before nodding. ] So we're stuck in the same boat, huh?

The young master would not give in entirely. Say what you will; my opinion will not change. [He's in there somewhere.]

Tch! Don't get cocky! You simply inhabit the young master's body. [Probably a little bit of both. B< Jerk.]

I prefer my name, thank you. [She'll just lean against a wall.] So yours has no plans, hm?

Alright, alright. [ Held up both of his hands, just smirking like... well, a douchebag. ] Have it your way if you want, ninja girl. [ Yes, he is. Is currently bitching at Greed for bothering his bodyguard. ]

How cold of you. I'm Greed the Avaricious, not Pride the Arrogant. Don't worry about me getting too cocky. [ He is a egotistic, self-centered, greedy asshole, yes. :P ]

That's no fun. [ His grin widened, as if he laughed. ] Ran Fan. [ A little trace of mocking tinted her name when he added it. ]

She's been reaching, but so far, nothing. I'd love nothing more then to get her ass in gear, but hard to do that from headspace.

[Douchebag is as... douchebag does? idk.] That's more like it. [Hmph.]

[Super-lineface] I feel much of these traits are dependent on one another. Are you to tell me you feel no pride in your possessions? You are Greed afterall.

[Pff, don't mock her! He may be in the Prince's body, but... but..! ... B<]

I understand. There aren't many places that appeal to mine. Thus, hard for her to begin a search.

[ He looks at her as if this should be incredibly obvious. ] Of course I do. What kind of owner wouldn't, Ran Fan?

[ A caustic sounding snort, the corner of his mouth twisting downward at the thought of Pride. ] My big bro, on the other hand, just wants to be rewarded for being himself, the stupid little shit.

[ >:3 He will never stop doing his best to teasingly troll her. :P ]

I think my human's main issue is laziness, besides being real picky. That, and the fact she's not exactly what you'd call any good at multitasking.

[Hmph!] You're still arrogant.

Well, your siblings were quite the pain, should you ask me.

[He's a complete troll, and she's not expecting him to ever stop. Even though she'll always B| at him when he does.]

What mun isn't? It's unfortunate for us their loves take primary focus.

[ Wide, shark-toothed grin. ] And what's wrong with that? When you're as awesome as I am, why not appreciate it?

My siblings were a bunch of brainless, bleating sheep who never thought for themselves, and did whatever the fuck Daddy-sir' ordered 'em to.

[ You wouldn't have this asshole any other way, admit it. Greed glanced upward for a moment, fringe of black flopping over his eye, and rolled his red eyes. ]

Tch. My mun recommends you try out for that

scorched place.

You just said-- [NO RAN FAN Don't succumb to this trolololing!] Nevermind.

[Actually curious.] And what made you different?

[/NEVER ADMITS ANYTHING.]

Your mun is rather vile, tempting mine with this. [Oooh shiny new things--look at the cast ffff]

[ In his head; LAUGHTER. On his face; alright, let's go along with that "nevermind." ]

[ That actually makes him pause and think for a moment. There were any number of reasons; he didn't really care about inflicting suffering on humans, Wrath had killed his possessions and therefore pissed him off, Ling was an annoying backseat-driver who wouldn't shut the hell up, if anybody should obtain God, it should be him, not Father. Instead; ] I wanted more then the old man could ever hope to offer me. My siblings were content with the shitty scraps they were given. Not me.

[/YOU WILL. ONE DAY. >:D ]

[ He smirks. ] 'She says she's flattered. [ Yes, yes, look at that cast. :) ]

[So happy to see her it's over flowing~]

Ran Fan~!!

Eh, so you're here too, brat.

Yeah, guess so! [8D He's happy to see Greed too though he will NEVER ADMIT IT :U]

Just what I needed. Another one of you pests hanging around, and bitching at me. [ :| Eyeroll. And yeah, same here. Keep your squishy human feels to yourself, he sure as hell doesn't want them. :V ]

[Buuu~ Greed Y U gotta be like that :<]

Awww and here I thought you were finally making some progress~! [Now he's just going to troll you, Greed. 8D]

[ Because he is Greed and he is a douchebag. 8| ]

You're the underling here, prince, don't talk back. [ Scoffed under his breath. ] It doesn't matter whether you're my [ something close to a ~~best~~ friend ] partner or not, you're still a spoiled brat who talks too much.

[ Troll harder, Ling. :| ]

[Brb, there's two Lings around and RanFan is considering the mayhem.]

[ ~~Laughing~~ smirking at yoooou. ]

[Two Lings are MUCH BETTER than one!]

[Ummmm yeah, no. Double the trouble to watch B<]

[ To Ling; ] You've got good taste in women, I'll give you that much, brat.

[ To Ran Fan; ] Now, what's the sour face for, Ran fan~?

[/GASP! Could it really be?!]

Young master! You are safe! [c: The feeling is mutual.]

Yes! I am. [He's sturdier than he looks okay even if he forgets to feed himself :|]

I am pleased to know you are in the same condition? [/head tilt while he gives her a once over. Can't have his people in bad shape now can he? He'd never forgive himself!]

[She doesn't worry too much. The young master has an innate ability to... con food out of strangers, it would seem.]

[A bow of her head.] Of course. I would not be very useful otherwise.

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Getting scolded by muses ;w;

/sees untagged post, throws greedy bastard at

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2/2 Also eeee Greed

:p also yeees Ran Fan

|D yay~

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had to go take a shower, sorry

It's all good! C:

^_^ o9

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FFF the late the laaate

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/sees the greedy bastard raises a Xing Prince~

/o hai

heee~ hi Greedy!!!

xD!!

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ALSO SO MUCH LATE ;A; LIFE, Y U EAT ME.

IT'S OKAY

hee~

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