Voice Testing / Zeke Dunbar | inFamous

[hey_brother]

H-Hey, nice digs! A guy could get used to a place like this. Got plenty of room in this head of yours. I can see it now. The couch'll go here, the tv over there. Maybe some junk in the corner- Hey, think you could get some cable up in here? Oh! And beers, man. I could use a cold one.

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[making_hicksicles]

Zeke?

[hey_brother]

Kuo! Hey, how's it hangin'? Don't guess you've seen Cole around, huh?

[making_hicksicles]

I never thought I'd see you here. I didn't think I'd see anyone here.

[Cole, right.] I saw him very briefly but that was months ago.

*is so tempted to make a Cole now*

[absolute_kold]

[Have a not!ninja just trying to figure out why his mun is so elated to see you.]

[hey_brother]

Aww damn. Oh well, I'm sure he'll show up. Always does.

So, what's this whole character gig like? You been doin' it long?

*Man, you should. I'd love to bounce him offa one!*

[hey_brother]

I knew this was too good to be true.

[ Out comes the gun ]

Look, this ain't New Marais. There's no Militia around or blast cores or anything else like that. Just go on back to your pals.

[ He's lookin' at you, Mr. Ice Soldier. ]

I may do that tomorrow. If I do, I'll send ya a link to a D_M post.

[absolute_kold]

[He just arches an eyebrow before sending a small stream of frost to lodge a bit of ice in the gun's barrel.]

Lower your weapon. I am not your enemy, nor do I know anything about these 'blast cores' you speak of.

[And notice the heavy Chinese accent.]

[making_hicksicles]

I'm sure he will. You and Cole aren't easily separated.

It's not exactly easy, especially with all the things they consider doing. Cross your fingers that yours doesn't do anything awful I've only been at it for... maybe a half a year now but she's done a few unacceptable things.

I'm thinking about sending him to Exit Void, but I'm cool with meme stuff too!

[hey_brother]

[ Zeke lowers the gun, but only to cup the barrel in his hand to speed up the melting. If needed, he's fully prepared to throw the gun at him. ]

Riiight. And I'm a monkey's uncle.

[hey_brother]

Man, I can't imagine anything worse than what we came from. But hey, you're tough. I'm sure you'll be fine. Me? Well, I gotta be a bit more tricky, you know? Resourceful.

I actually play at EV. xD It would be great for Zeke.

[absolute_kold]

[Yeah, and the guy you're looking at is going to slowly turn white and crumble into a pile of ice. Kuai will be standing within arm's reach behind you now.]

If I wanted to harm you, you would be dead by now. My mundane is a follower of you and your friend. You piqued my curiosity. That is all.

Oh hey! That's awesome! Who do you play?

[hey_brother]

[ He jumps and quickly scrambles away. ]

W-Whoa! Hey, now!

[ With a flick of his wrist, the gun is flipped around and is ready for pistol whipping. ]

Just stay right there where I can see ya, alright buddy? That way no one gets hurt.

[ If he wasn't so startled, Zeke would probably be flattered. ]

Kazuya Mishima from Tekken. Just got in this month.

[absolute_kold]

[Okay, now you're being annoying. That pistol is far from the SWAT-issue hollow-point Magnum that Stryker carries, and as such, he's not concerned with it breaking his ice shields.]

Why my mundane finds such interest in you is currently beyond me.

You familiar with TGWTG at all?

[soyoudonthaveto]

Mun, why are you sending me here?
[To surprise.]

To surprise, really? You could just bring the guy out.

(notices Zeke)
Oh, by the way, my Mundane LOVES your games. And had a much different, story-based idea on how Playstation Smash Bros would've gone. Including Cole and Lightning from FFXIII as a couple, and you getting possessed by the Heavenly Sword

[Critic, it's not a Smash Bros rip-off.]
Of course it is!

[No, it isn't.]
We are not starting this gag again.

[ooc: Guess what the surprise is.]

Hope you're enjoying it! I play Chell and Merla.

[hey_brother]

[ For a second, Zeke squints his eyes, as if trying to tell if he's lying. Then, thankfully, his stance loosens just a little, but he's not ready to lower his gun-turned-club just yet. ]

Yeah? That's the person you're payin' rent to, right? Wait-you're just butterin' me up to get my guard down. You're gunna have to try better than that.

[ ooc: Herp, you haven't had a chance to play yet if you just got in. It's late and my brain is dead, sorry! ]

Just a name and face, sadly

[hey_brother]

I have no idea what you just said, but I can spot a compliment when I hear one. Tell your Mundane thanks for, er, whatever.

Oh well, I can still use Critic to lead into the following...

[soyoudonthaveto]

Compliment noted, and I've gotta admit, I'm bit surprised that my site's canon has a tag here, and your canon doesn't.

[Critic, now to unveil the surprise!]

Fine, fine. My mun wanted to bring up a certain muse for you.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THIS

[electricman]

Oh, now you remember to bring me out Mun. You promised we would try to work on our relationship, you lying prick

So what do yo-(He couldn't believe it. There he was, for the first time in what felt like years.)

ZEKE?!?

[hey_brother]

Hey, brother! Man, where you been? Heard you were hard to find in this place.

[electricman]

Considering my mundane's been focusing this Nostalgia Critic or Doc & Omega over anyone else even after you broke your promise to play me more you bastard that's understandable.

You just get here?

I've been playing with the Nostalgia Critic mostly.

[electricman]

You were saying, Kuo?

(He's in a bit of a good mood since he just saw Zeke againYAY!.)

[hey_brother]

Yea. Gotta say, it's kinda weird not havin' all the gunfire and radio chatter going on. Might have to turn the tv up extra loud to drown out all the quiet.

[making_hicksicles]

I'd agree about being able to handle myself if she hadn't taken me from a point where I'm incapable of controlling this Conduit thing. I'm sure you'll be alright though. Resourceful as you are.

Yay Cole!!

[making_hicksicles]

Speak of the devil.

You got any game ideas?

[electricman]

Yeah. I wouldn't get too used to it though, considering what these muns tend to with some of the guys on hereand what Critic was getting rejected from doing, it might not be long before shit starts to go down.