because his mun sleeps through everything

[trainsurdragons]

You see, this is why I appreciate the fact that you know how to get a good night's sleep.

..because I'm quite glad I missed the Jackapocalypse.

I cannot believe that's an actual thing and I can't believe you just made me say it.

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[fotlenke]

Another Midgardian term?

[myownhand]

Be thankful y'missed it.

[memoryguardian]

There were so many Jacks! Everywhere!

[Her head's spinning just thinking of it.]

[trainsurdragons]

Not....not exactly.

[fotlenke]

Why is your face pale, Warrior Haddock?

[trainsurdragons]

Don't worry, I am.

[Exceedingly so, actually.]

I take it you survived?

[myownhand]

I don't know.


Th'muns are still makin' fun of me for it.

[SAVE HER HICCUP.]

[trainsurdragons]

[Dear Odin, he knew there were a lot of Jacks around but-]

...I....somehow I'm not at all surprised.

[They seemed to congregate like a flock of birds nowadays.]

[watcheslanterns]

Jackapocalypse...? I think I must have missed that too.

[memoryguardian]

All over Merida, too! Or, well, I guess all the muns shipping Jack with Merida apparently.

Still, it was something else! I only caught the tail end of it myself.

[trainsurdragons]

It's....It's nothing, don't worry about it.

Just muns being easily excited and amused by things, that's all. Not unusual really..

[trainsurdragons]

Yikes.

Yeah, I heard that thing went on for quite a while. ...Doesn't your mun need sleep?

[fotlenke]

Your cheeks are tinged pink.

[trainsurdragons]

Yeeaaaah...

My mun heard about it after the fact, and I'm relieved to be honest. Dodged a bullet with that one.

[trainsurdragons]

...these muns are crazy about...shipping, aren't they?

[NOOO, YOU THINK?]

[watcheslanterns]

My mun says there are any awful lot of him here. I bet it was something to see.

And I thought there were a lot of me when my movie came out...

[myownhand]

I'm beginnin' t'think she doesn't.

[HAVE A HUG HICCUP. SHE NEEDS THE SUPPORT.]

[memoryguardian]

You're telling me! [Oh, no, her feathers are ruffled now. Literally.] My mun ships with just about everyone I know and even those I don't!

She even ships me with that jerk, Pitch! Can you believe it? And don't even get me started on that creep that keeps saying he's "claimed" me as his wife!

[DRAMATIC HUFF.]

[trainsurdragons]

...Are they?

[trainsurdragons]

[OH OK. He'll just hug you back because wow, mun's are crazy.]

Maybe next time, just don't cooperate when she tries to throw you into something like that. She...might learn her lesson if you do that.

[Rebellion is not the answer Hiccup.]

[trainsurdragons]

....[A beat.]

Pitch!? Are you serious?

[He's going to just skirt around the mention of THAT GUY though.]

[trainsurdragons]

Must've been. ..I think if my mun ever got a Jack muse, I wouldn't know what to do at that point.

Not that he isn't nice and all.

[myownhand]

I didn't know it was goin' t'be th'Jackopalypse until I got in there.


[She can't believe she just used those words.]

And then they just kept comin'.

[fotlenke]

Perhaps this Tum-blr has the answer. [ Pulls out her iPad and starts scrolling. ]

[trainsurdragons]

[Oh boy, technology. What do. He's just going to lean over curiously.]

....Tumblr...?