psalmed: (seriously?)
Lia de Beaumont ([personal profile] psalmed) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-02-26 11:37 pm

looking at [community profile] poly_chromatic

This new place you would send me is not Versailles. I told you that I must return there with utmost urgency; the future of our beloved country is dependent upon my actions. It must be France that is my next destination, you must understand. I can not go to this new city.

No, not even for dress up. Are you not aware of what is at stake?

...no. I can not go even for him. I humbly request you stop asking.

majorcrotchgrab: (☭ there's somethin' about you...)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-27 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
... I'd do it for him. But only him.
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ i want to punch you)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-27 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
My hair is long considering military standards.

[He smacks her hand away]
majorcrotchgrab: (❇ don't copy that floppy!)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-27 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
You're French though. I don't know how the French military works. But the Soviet requires buzzcuts.

[Raikov huffs and pulls the pin out, shoving it back at her]
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ excuse me wtf r u doing)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-27 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
USSR. Russia. The Motherland.

[That gets a shudder out of him]

No. I'll wear a dress but I am not changing my hair.
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ idiots. idiots everywhere i look.)

GO TO BED.

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-27 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm from 1960s. That may be why.

[He wrinkles his nose]

My thong will work fine for an undergarment.
majorcrotchgrab: (❇ uraaaa!)

YOU BETTER.

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-27 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
... You're the first person I've met from that time period. The earliest I met was 1920s.

[HUFFFF]

I'm not wearing female undergarments or a corset!
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ excuse me wtf r u doing)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-28 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I do not have a tiny waist. Although I'm curvy for a man.
majorcrotchgrab: **do not take** (❤ like a second flesh hot skin)

1/2

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-28 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He is]
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-28 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I believe the woman needs to take no for an answer. You're worse than Yevgeny!
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ hmph; such a spoiled brat)

[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-28 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say a pleasure to meet you, Lia, but it hasn't been.