Voicetesting, because I wanted to try her out.

[sispair]

[Hey there, Dear Mun. Hope you don't mind 1 pink/blonde-haired girl holding up a bear and talking in a cutesy voice...because it doesn't seem like she's going to stop any time soon.]

Good afternoon, you bastard! I see you finally decided to add some taste to that muselist of yours. Well it's about time! Honestly, I couldn't bear the thought of having you ramble on and on about your lackluster muses. How dull! How boring! That's what you are, mun, boring! Boring, boring, boring! I don't even know how you can even look at yourself in the mirror most days!

Luckily I don't have to worry about things like that, because I'm a bear.

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[doingthemistything]

[... But you are a person but not a bear.

That's what Kirino would say if he wasn't as bright, at least.]

Surely your mun's muselist couldn't be that boring.

Sorry about that! Hit enter too early.

[sispair]

[Well she's chucking the plushie behind her now, so I guess she really isn't a bear.]

Oh, but it iiissss! There's no pizazz anywhere to be found in it. No cuteness or despair or excitement. Just boredom!

It's fine!

[doingthemistything]

Despair? What's so great about it?

[sispair]

Whhhhaaaaat?! What do you mean "what's so great about despair"? It's only my favorite thing ever!

...well that and clothes.

[doingthemistything]

I've never personally seen the appeal. If you can explain it, please enlighten me. [He sounds a little skeptical.]

The clothes part I understand though.

[sispair]

Are you familiar with the term schadenfreude? It's sort of like that.

[doingthemistything]

Joy in the misery of others, huh...

Though something tells me you prefer it on a bigger scale than just that.

[sispair]

[The bear's back, btw.]

Upupupu... You're a lot smarter than you look! I might say you're beary smart. Just think of it... the whole world getting to experience the joy of despair! Doesn't that sound wonderful? I'm just trying to spread the good feelings around! Really, it's my one weakness; I care too much about you bastards.

[doingthemistything]

[Suddenly so very glad that Wonderbot doesn't do bear puns.]

"The joy of despair"... that sounds a little like an oxymoron. I can't judge if that's your thing, I guess. But I'd like to pass on the despair if that's all right.

[sispair]

[Well it's gone yet again.]

B-but why? ...why would you want to deny yourself something as beautiful as despair... I don't understand...

[doingthemistything]

[Where does it come from, where does it go.]

It's just not the sort of thing I'm into?

(1/2) I'm sorry in advance

[sispair]

So you would deny yourself...and me...despair? Just because you don't like it...

[sispair]

How cruel of you...

[OH MAN SHE IS SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW...]

[idolinmono]

... ohohohoho? Is this the mastermind Enoshima-san that I've heard about?

[ hi Junko, have a mastermind Maizono for your trouble... ]

Oh god, this will be horrible

[sispair]

It is. And may I presume that you are Maizono-san from an alternate universe where you are the mastermind?

two psychopaths, one thread = this can only end hideously

[idolinmono]

I see you've already heard of me, then~

Though I've been told there's a few others who are playing at being masterminds themselves. Ishimaru-san being one of them...

I look forward to it

[sispair]

What?! Since when could a fucking coward like Ishimaru possibly take my place?! Last time I checked he was dealing with a little headache!

excellent

[idolinmono]

Since now, apparently... I couldn't believe it either, but I met him. He's... more intense than his usual self, if that's even possible.

[sispair]

More...intense, you say? Could you possibly elaborate a bit more?

[idolinmono]

Being obsessed with his rules to the point that he kills anyone who dares break them? Overly emotional, grossly sobbing at bringing himself and others despair?

[ At least, that's the impression she gets as she boredly twirls a knife around in her hand like it's a baton. ]

Granted, I didn't talk with him all that much, but still... it's kind of sad, really, just how he lives for rules even as the mastermind.

It's not even despairingly-depressing, it's just plain depressing...

1/2

[sispair]

That's...it?

[Wow...that wasn't even despair-inducing. It was just...sad. And something else too...]

That's...that's...

[sispair]

BORING!

[Yeah, this isn't good at all.]

Boring! Boring! Boring! That's not even despair-inducing at all! How can he live with himself?!

[idolinmono]

I believe there are some things that are better left unknown, Enoshima-san...

[ AKA she didn't even bother asking because of how sad it was. ]