voice-test. uh. kind of.

[flameprince]

Meow.

Meow meow mow mow meow meow! Meow. Meow. Meow. Mew...

[...]

Meow. Mrowrl. Meow meow meow.

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[gumwad]

...

I never knew you spoke cat.

[flameprince]

Mow.

[It is, in fact, all he speaks.]

[gumwad]

Okay, you can stop now, I'm not really fluent in it.

[flameprince]

Meow meow.

[You're an idiot.]

[gumwad]

...

[Squinting...]

You can't?

[flameprince]

[Let's just-- let's just say he sort of can understand Common or whatever is being spoken by the candy prince.

Have a nod. Cat is all he can manage.]

[gumwad]

That stinks.

[YEAH HE'S SO HELPFUL.]

[flameprince]

Mrow meow meow.

[So does your face. HAHA. Sick burn. Even sicker since it's a burn which is way cooler than whatever bubblegum does.

Pop? Sick pops?

Whatever, this is just narration, not even the player has any fucking idea what Flame Prince is saying. Where's Cake when you need her?]

[gumwad]

How did this even happen? And don't use complicated meows, I need to decipher it slowly.

I'll get more icons when I'm dead. 3 is totally enough. shut up, jean

[flameprince]

Me. Ow. Me-- ow. Meow.

[That's about as slow and concise as he can get. Oh, looks like it's clearing up when he goes at this pace.

Uh, he's saying something about needing to go back to his pride.]

i need more icons too...

[gumwad]

...You need to rescue puppies?

[flameprince]

Mew mew.

[Holding one hand not far from the other. Close. Not puppies.]

[gumwad]

Not puppies. ... Oh! The Fire Lions!

[flameprince]

[NOD. But he's stuck here so he can't help them and he hates it and it's worrisome.]

Meow meow.

[gumwad]

Well, they are wild creatures, I'm sure the can fend on their own for a while.

[flameprince]

Meow meow meow meow mow meow meow meow meow!

[Whoa. That's some harsh language, Flame Prince. Tone it down.

I mean, yeah the Ice Queen is a jerk, but.]

[gumwad]

[That was too fast for him to even understand, man. He does understand an upset tone though when he hears one.]

Calm down. Freaking out on me isn't going to fix anything. Have you tried enlisting Fionna's help?

[flameprince]

[Fionna-- is that--

He lifts his hands just over his head to act like the floppy ears of her hat. That Fionna?]

[gumwad]

[Dude what are you even- oh.]

Yes, that's her. She is a great heroine of Ooo, and I'm sure she can help you find your Lions.

[flameprince]

[The problem isn't finding the Lions so much as beating the Ice Queen's butt, but yes, he has met Fionna.

She's nice.]

Meow meow, meow.

[notsolittle]

Wait wait, I think I got this-

Meow, meowmeowmeowmeow. MEEE-oooowww.

[Oh no he didn't.]

[flameprince]

[A low hiss. This guy is asking for it with flub like that.]

[notsolittle]

[Bazoobers, looks like this guy wants to fight.]

[Grinning, hissing back.]

[flameprince]

[Hands curling up into fists and-- you know. Lighting on fire.

But no.

Never mind.

He has to save his strength for the Ice Queen. Bleh.]

[notsolittle]

Good idea, settle down, don't want to blow your top. Save that energy for something big.

[650nmivore]

[well, this is different]

'Sup, cutie?

[flameprince]

Meow?

[flameprince]

[Yeah, yeah. He knows. Bats a hand vaguely in the vampire's direction.]

Mow.

[650nmivore]

[grin]

What's that? You're volunteering to be my henchman?

[when in doubt, make things up.]