How did he even end up here...

[holeinyourbackside]

Alright, listen up mun! I don't know who you are, but let me tell you just who you've adopted into your headspace. The name's Teisel Bonne, leader of the Bonnes!

...What? You don't know who the Bonnes are?!

We're a family of pirates, of course! Our only interest is real treasure, the big, high paying stuff!

So you'd better submit to my whims if you know what's good for you! I wouldn't want to have to make a fool out of you in front of everyone!!

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[holeinyourbackside]

[ >teisel

>taking a hint

You may only choose one. ]

Asking for that kind of thing is like asking a bird to stop flying, or a fish to stop swimming!

[ Well maybe if you'd stop ending up completely broke... ]

[hippopotamus]

[ Look at this pout, Teisel. This is the kind of pout you get for being a stubborn pirate. ]

Well, I guess that means I won't stop then.