How did he even end up here...

[holeinyourbackside]

Alright, listen up mun! I don't know who you are, but let me tell you just who you've adopted into your headspace. The name's Teisel Bonne, leader of the Bonnes!

...What? You don't know who the Bonnes are?!

We're a family of pirates, of course! Our only interest is real treasure, the big, high paying stuff!

So you'd better submit to my whims if you know what's good for you! I wouldn't want to have to make a fool out of you in front of everyone!!

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[throwmeabonne]

Whoa, now hold on a minute! I don't know who you are, pretending to me ME! I'M the only TEISEL BONNE around here!

[Or at least, that's how he's used to it being.]

did I ever tell you you're glorious? cause you are

[holeinyourbackside]

What?! Who do you think you're accusing of playing pretend?! The only Teisel Bonne worth mentioning is yours truly! You think you can just take my name and use it for your own purposes?! Why, I'll bet your armor isn't even real!

how could I not (tag this, I mean)

[throwmeabonne]

Oh, I'm sure you'd recognize a fake, being one yourself; and you can't even do that properly! A real pirate has an eye for quality, and this fine armor is simply some of the best money can buy! [Read: He's not dead yet, and that's impressive.]

I'll bet you've never even been on a dig!

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

[gesellschafted]

Please. You're both just arguing in circles. Besides, we all know that I'm the real Teisel Bonne! I bet if I took off that stupid mask, you'd just be a bunch of bird bots standing on another bot's shoulders!

this entire thread- nay, this entire post is amazing (also both those usernames are excellence)

[holeinyourbackside]

Now this has gone too far! I can understand one imitator, but two?! This is just absurd!

...But for some strange reason, the more I talk to you two the more I feel as if there's something more here.

Well we'll just have to get to the bottom of this once and for all! While I have no doubts in my mind [ although they're starting to get here. ] that I am the real Teisel Bonne, the only way we can stop going in circles is to prove it once and for all.

I-I can't stop hearing every thing typed here in Rob Smith's voice

[throwmeabonne]

Oh, don't "please" at me! You and I both know birdbots aren't smart enough to imitate Teisel Bonne!

[He pauses abruptly.]

Hmm. Maybe you're right, Duplicate #1. How, exactly, are you proposing we do that? On the off-chance either of you suggest we fight for it—I have dibs on the Marlwolf!

[hippopotamus]

... Why are there three of you?

[ And why are you all arguing with each other? ]

firstly, dat username. secondly, thank you for making these awesome icons!

[holeinyourbackside]

It seems some people just can't resist copying someone of my stature.

And just what are you doing here in the first place?

[ . . . ]

...More importantly, how are you here in the fist place?!

dfsjklghjk YOU'RE WELCOME??

[hippopotamus]

[ Oh, right, he's supposed to be stuck on the moon, isn't he.. ]

W-Well, my mun didn't really want to deal with me being trapped in space, so... here I am?

[holeinyourbackside]

[ Yes, he is. ]

Well, as long as you stay out of our way then we won't have any problems.

[hippopotamus]

Maybe if you guys would stop stealing from everyone, I wouldn't have to get in your way..

[ Take the hint, Teisel. Take the hint. ]

[holeinyourbackside]

[ >teisel

>taking a hint

You may only choose one. ]

Asking for that kind of thing is like asking a bird to stop flying, or a fish to stop swimming!

[ Well maybe if you'd stop ending up completely broke... ]

[hippopotamus]

[ Look at this pout, Teisel. This is the kind of pout you get for being a stubborn pirate. ]

Well, I guess that means I won't stop then.

[notelizabeth]

Oh hey, I've heard of you! Me and your sister are flatmates in the game I'm in!

[holeinyourbackside]

Of course you've heard of me!

[ But, more importantly. ]

What?! Are you saying that Tron is in some weird place, by herself? As her older brother, I cannot simply stand by and let this happen! We're a family, and as a family we must stick together!

[notelizabeth]

Yeah, she's in Paradise City, which is kinda misnamed since it's often really annoying.

But she's been handling herself perfectly well (except when dogs are around...) so I don't think you need to worry.

[holeinyourbackside]

Of course she has! She's a Bonne after all. A man couldn't be more proud to have such a sister.

[badtothebonne]

You won't have to worry big brother, these mundanes can be quite gullible if you bend them to your will correctly. They'll submit to your whims easily enough.

[By torturing them like Servbots that is~]