How did he even end up here...

[holeinyourbackside]

Alright, listen up mun! I don't know who you are, but let me tell you just who you've adopted into your headspace. The name's Teisel Bonne, leader of the Bonnes!

...What? You don't know who the Bonnes are?!

We're a family of pirates, of course! Our only interest is real treasure, the big, high paying stuff!

So you'd better submit to my whims if you know what's good for you! I wouldn't want to have to make a fool out of you in front of everyone!!

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this entire thread- nay, this entire post is amazing (also both those usernames are excellence)

[holeinyourbackside]

Now this has gone too far! I can understand one imitator, but two?! This is just absurd!

...But for some strange reason, the more I talk to you two the more I feel as if there's something more here.

Well we'll just have to get to the bottom of this once and for all! While I have no doubts in my mind [ although they're starting to get here. ] that I am the real Teisel Bonne, the only way we can stop going in circles is to prove it once and for all.

I-I can't stop hearing every thing typed here in Rob Smith's voice

[throwmeabonne]

Oh, don't "please" at me! You and I both know birdbots aren't smart enough to imitate Teisel Bonne!

[He pauses abruptly.]

Hmm. Maybe you're right, Duplicate #1. How, exactly, are you proposing we do that? On the off-chance either of you suggest we fight for it—I have dibs on the Marlwolf!