Guess who just found out about the spoilers for Batman Inc. #8?

[therealrobin]

No.

No.

I don't care about that. I don't. But you are not going to use it as an excuse to shuck me off to some cesspit.

I refuse.










You do know I know ways to kill you that are undetectable, correct?

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[therealrobin]

Fine. You'll have to buy it, though. I'll be at the manor, waiting.

If you decide to actually show up.

[ichoosefight]

You're kidding, right? The millionaire's son wants the nurse's daughter to pay for his favorite video game?

[therealrobin]

You're the one who agreed to the terms, Brown. Playing the game is going to be difficult unless one of us buys it. One of us being you.

And he's a billionaire. Not a millionaire.

[ Damian might not be upstanding enough to give her money for the game himself, but he has pride, damn it. ]

[ichoosefight]

Why can't we play a game one of us actually owns?

[therealrobin]

Because I want to play Swordwalkers.

For obvious reasons, I won't be getting the copy Grayson was going to purchase for us.

[ Spoiled, yes. Willing to play the "I just died in canon" card, yes. Going to bungle it? Possibly. ]

Unless you're too cheap. In which case, maybe you could put some of your French fry money to the game. Your thighs will thank you.

[ichoosefight]

[ If he hadn't played the "I just died in canon" card she would be fighting the urge to throttle him. Instead she grumbles. ]

Like I have money for french fries. Fine. Then Grayson can pay for it. Or better yet, Batman Inc can.

[therealrobin]

Drake can.

It will serve him right for hiding a- what he hid in the batarang budget.

[ Like he's going to give Brown any ideas for other things to hide in that budget. ]

I suppose, if we're going to make Drake pay, we can take it directly out of his account. You wouldn't want Father to think you'd abused company funds. He might kick you out. Again.

[ichoosefight]

[ Oooh, he thinks that'll scare her? ]

Nah. Batman Inc can spare twenty bucks for a video game. Batman can fire me as many times as he wants.

[therealrobin]

Tt.

Fine. In lieu of Batman, executive decision is mine, and I say it comes out of Drake's account.

[ichoosefight]

Oh, well in that case. [ She rolls her eyes. ]

In lieu of you making a decision for yourself and by virtue of you making me buy it, I'm going to the store right now with my Bat Credit Card. He should thank me for even bothering with you. I'm practically a saint.

[therealrobin]

Brown. This is my father's project. As such, it is part of his legacy. Part of my legacy.

Should you decide to use that card for something other than business, I will hold you accountable.

I will go to the manor to prepare things. I trust you'll make the right decision. I may not be allowed to kill anymore, but there are a multitude of other things I could do.

[ichoosefight]

Says the kid who wants to literally steal from his adopted brother. Chill out.

[ She'll just ask Dick. And invite him over for brownies.

Also there will be brownies. ]

[therealrobin]

[ Damian rolls his eyes and shoots off a line. ]

Drake wishes he were good enough to be a Wayne.

[ He jumps off, confident that one way or another, he's finally going to get to play Swordwalkers. About time, too. ]