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[femio]

Ohohohoho, and who might you be? A mun, you say?

SPLENDID!

Mon amour, my dear mun, I'm sure you must know the curse which ensnares me so! It is most admiring of you to have me, to take upon such a burden of having a muse that Loves all and is Loved by Everyone!

[ DRAMATICALLY HUGGING HIMSELF NOW ]

Gh! What kind of prince am I?! To allow a fair maiden in bearing such a curse, it's unforgivable of me! Unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable!

TRULY I MUST BE PUNISHED FOR COMMITTING SUCH A HEINOUS SIN--!!

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[teenagebadboy]

[Raises his eyebrow and scowls at the man. Who's this idiot?]

[femio]

Ah, yes? Oui? Has the sight of such perfection stunned you into silence? Ohoho, of course! But I am afraid my love must rest with the beautiful maidens of this world, alas.

[teenagebadboy]

[Aaron scowls at the other man.] No. I was just wondering who the hell you was., muppet.

+1 more "prince".

[chivalrousprince]

My, and what a noble ambition. It should be the duty of every man to protect each and every fair maiden. I hope are you successful with yours.

SCREAMS omg right as i am rewatching utena too

[femio]

Yes, indeed that would be ideal, for all men to love and be loved. BUT! [ more dramatic posing ] As the one true man who is qualified to be a prince, I am afraid I am unable to share the love of others, for they all direct their love to me! Oh, what tragic fate! What a sin! Surely a sinner such as I must be punished-!!

[espigeonage]

...I see that you are what I merely pretend to be. Congratulations, I suppose.

[femio]

[ totally unfazed by bird because that is actually a legit sight where he comes from!! ]

GAH! You admit to be an impostor? A faux prince? But of course none are able to reach a status such as mine, but to be so shameless--!

[espigeonage]

Sure! We can't all reach the same heights of... charm. Right?

[lostmoralcode]

Loved by everybody? Well I, for one, don't love you, buddy.

You seem like you're kind of a dork.

[femio]

Ohoho, no need to be shy about your true feelings, mon amour. I can see it in your eye! A most beautiful color, one that cannot be matched with any in the world.

[ SUDDENLY! a rose is being handed to Marceline. yes he really is this stupid ]

[lostmoralcode]

That look you're seeing is pity and disgust, but I'm sure you're used to confusing the two.

_{[The rose is red, and thus makes a handy snack to Marceline, who sinks one fang into the petals and drains the whole thing dry and white. She laughs, in a quiet, mellow, strangely menacing way]}

Thanks. I was getting kind of hungry.

[knightoftheswan]

[Words....

Words are failing.

Words are failing SO HARD.

Lohengrin hopes he never has to meet this "prince" in court.]

[femio]

Ohohohoh! [ checking himself out in a mirror. fluffing his hair. sniffing roses. ]

[knightoftheswan]

[Is he.....

Is he standing on a bull?]

You're a prince?

[herr_bookman]

Oh, right, it's you... Wait, "punishment"!?

*immediately locates high ground*

[femio]

[ is than an earthquake? NOPE BETTER BRACE YOURSELF ]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo-----!!!

[herr_bookman]

*scrambles up a tree and adjusts his glasses*

You are the most idiotic student ever to grace this campus and if you ever bring your sorry bull to the library I will skewer you!

*you'd better believe he's bracing himself*