muse is pretty dang restless

[humanhero]

Arrgh. I dunno if I really like this mad mood-floppin' between games I'm goin' through right now. One place I'm havin' the time of my life at summer camp, an' in the other I'm just now gettin' over being....freaking mauled an' now....

...now somethin' happens an' a giant ship crashes into the middle of the city??

See I figured I'd miss everything being stuck inside. I'm fine now, REALLY...

I just want everything to go back to normal man. Guess that's too much to ask for.

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[robotfightclub]

[No, stop it. Don't do this to her.]

You don't have to worry, we're going to fix it.

[wizardeyes]

I know that feel, bro.

I see giant spaceships crashing like two times a day.

[Crazy crazy crazy in his face all the time.]

[humanhero]

Yeah...

[Well, the ship Finn's referring to actually really crashed, but he's sure you mean well Ice King.]

It's pretty...bad.

[humanhero]

[Can't stop won't stop.
Or rather, can't help it.]

Yeah I...I know. I trust you guys. I just hope nobody else gets hurt.

[robotfightclub]

You and me both, kiddo.

[She knows better, though. Haha everyone is terrible in this game.]

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[humanhero]

[Ain't that the truth.]

...You just...um...

...stay safe, ok?

[He can't help but worry about you, Arcee.]

[robotfightclub]

Funny, I was just going to tell you the same thing.

[OKAY, SERIOUSLY, ENOUGH SAD TIME. Please smile. Look, see, she's even trying to smile for him. Remember camp? Camp is pretty cool.]

[humanhero]

[OH YEAH CAMP. Camp is awesome.]

....You know, I've been meaning to ask you.

...Does your mun have you in any other games Arcee?

[robotfightclub]

[Just look at how thrilled that question makes her, Finn.]

Unfortunately.

[humanhero]

[Well hey, he figured you might be somewhere fun like summer camp, Arcee.]

...Not a uh....very fun game I guess?

[robotfightclub]

[You think too highly of me, Finn.]

It's basically the city in space. Same scrap, just more emotional scars. I'd trade it in an instant for something like "summer camp".

[humanhero]

City in space huh..?

[That....actually sounds pretty cool, but he won't delve any further than that.]

Yeah, camp's pretty fun. 'Course it's for psychics though, so my mun had to....make an AU for me. Whatever that means.

[You also have a terrible backstory Finn but shhh let's not talk about that.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

I'm getting better now too

And yeah, That kinda freaked me out. Doesn't seem like five minutes ago me and Yakko were exploring that thing together.

I keep forgetting you're actually staying over at our place at the moment, Some "Bro-sis" I'm supposed to be, heh.

[humanhero]

Aw...s'aight Saft. I'm just tryin' to focus on gettin' better.

No more wolf attacks for me, if I can help it.

[lostmoralcode]

Hey.

At least you look like you, still?

[humanhero]

Wh-...


.....


..Marcie?

[lostmoralcode]

Yeah, it's a long story. Alternate dimensions and stuff. But hey, at least your life sounds pretty not boring as heck.

[humanhero]

Yeah it's...pretty math otherwise.

...What about you? How's your mun treatin' you?

...other than...you know, alternate dimensions an' junk.

[lostmoralcode]

You know, she's okay. She hasn't let me out to play or anything until recently, so it's slow going.

Hey, are there lots of humans where you are? It's weird. I was sure you were the only one left. It's got to be pretty exciting for you, huh?

[humanhero]

Oh yeah, there are lotsa humans! I was really surprised at first, but it's awesome!

[The giant talking robots outnumber the humans by a long shot, though.]

[lostmoralcode]

Excellent! I'm totally weirded out by the insane number of humans. Actually, the weird thing about where I am is that even if they weren't humans to begin with, they'd turn out to be. Turns out that I'm close enough to human to stay pretty much the same.

There's apparently a whole herd of ponies or whatever that turned human where I am. Weirdest.

[wizardeyes]

Yeah I bet that party's totally off the hook!

So uh, are there any, y'know, chicks there?

[humanhero]

Ponies?

[He shouldn't be surprised, considering the nature of these games. But wow that's kinda janked up.]

So....you're sayin'...EVERYONE's a human where you are?

[humanhero]

...'Course.

[He gives him a bit of a look.]

Not sure....you'd be interested in any of 'em though.

[lostmoralcode]

Humanoid, at least. I'm still a vampire, but like, if Peppermint Butler showed up, he'd be a human. Jake too. I bet you even Bonnibel would go all meaty.

Hang on, let me just...
_{[Marceline focuses herself and puts forth some pretty heavy effort into this shapeshift - before she pops into her own usual self. She'd tried this in the game and it didn't work. But hey, this isn't there, so neener to the rules.]}

Oh, much better.

[humanhero]

Oh woah!

[Duuude, that was sick.]

..That's....pretty messed up though. I mean a lot of the people in the game I'm in are like....

..robots.

There are a lot of talkin' animals too though...and yaknow-

...not-human peeps.

[lostmoralcode]

It's pretty lame, yeah. Apparently someone's pirate ship turned human, even. Not even ship-like humanoid. Full on mortal squishy weirdness.

See, that's more up to speed! Frig, I'm just up to my ears in humanity. It's making me kind of skeeved. I mean, The last time I ever saw so many of you guys was when I was a little kid. And apparently all the vampires around there are all... nice. Like, straight up do-gooders.

[humanhero]

...I can't say I wanna trade places with you, but your place sounds pretty cool too.

[But robooootssss.]

Woah dang, really? ....well Marcie, you're nice too!

[...ER. More or less. ...When she wants to be.]

[lostmoralcode]

Heh. You would say that. I'm not the soup kitchen and puppy rescuing type, but these idiots. Egh.

You're pretty much the nicest guy on the planet though.

_{[she gets a lopsided smile.]}

Jerk.

So what kind of robots? Like Bubblegum's crazy huge tower guards?

[humanhero]

Well 'course! I'm a hero, I gotta be nice. It's kinda my deal.

[He snickers, shaking his head.]

Nothin' like that. They're freakin' huuuge though. Some of em' are good, some of 'em are bad. I'm really close friends with one of them though. She's awesome.

[lostmoralcode]

That's really great, Finn! So are they sentient robots or um, overgrown RC cars?

Hey, give yourself some credit. You're a likeable guy, hero or not. You get along with everyone.

[humanhero]

Kinda both actually? ...they like...can transform into cars n' junk.

And motorcycles.

[BIG GRIN.]

Awww, thanks Marcie.

[lostmoralcode]

Oh man, how rad is that! So one of your friends is actually a motorcycle? That's pretty rockin'.

Aw, come on, you know I don't compliment you unless you deserve it.

Anyway, I'm kind of feeling sorry for you right now because in the meme I'm totally going to get really witchy at you in a minute here.

[humanhero]

Yeah! Well, sometimes anyway. Like I said, she can transform into one. It's so math.

[OH RIGHT. That.]

Aahh...it's cool. My mun puts me in memes all the time, so I'm used to junk like that.

[lostmoralcode]

All right, just so you know I'm not really mad at you or nothin'. You're cool.

So hey, have you seen anyone else from Ooo around here? I've looked around and I haven't seen many folks.

[humanhero]

Gotcha!

Oh yeah, they're here! I've seen Ice King, PB, BMO, even Peppermint Butler! Also uuh...those alternate...us-ses. Yaknow, Gumball, Fionna, Marshall Lee, an' Cake?

I don't see Jake 'round too much though...

[lostmoralcode]

Oh man, he must be off his rocker with joy that there's the alternate us around. He's dorky in love with his fanfics.

_{[She just assumes Finn knows she's talking about Simon, 'cause well, duh.]}

That sucks about Jake, though. The two of you are a package deal, you know?

[humanhero]

[Oh yeah, he knows. Just the mention of fanfiction brings back memories of being forced to listen to him read them.]

Yeah, it's pretty lame. I keep hopin' I'll see him around more, but he'll just pop up in memes sometimes.

[lostmoralcode]

That's kinda depressing. But hey, at least he's around.

[humanhero]

Yeah...kinda.

My mun keeps tryin' to...enable people to play him here.

..Whatever that means.

[lostmoralcode]

My mun just offered a robot that sounds like Jake but I think she just missed the point entirely.

And the robot is a total jerkwad.

[humanhero]

...Well uuh....at least she offered I guess!

Maybe I'll have him around more sometime soon.

[lostmoralcode]

Here's hoping. I just hope I get some more interaction in with the rest of us guys. I need to show my mun how capable she is with me. She's a big chicken about big names like me, she says.

[humanhero]

Yeah, my mun was pretty globbin' worried about playin' me too for a LOONG time. Like, a stupid long time.

A month or two an' a premium account later, an' I guess you could say I'm the strongest voice she's got!

[Don't worry Marcie, if FINN could win his mun over, you can do the same with yours.]