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They're not worth brooding over. Why would you care what a bunch of juvenile hypocrites think? Move on, and don't bother looking back. There are so many other things far more worthy of your time and attention.

Your homework, for one.

Don't look so sour. It's a necessary step. In the meantime... [Yoruichi stretches languidly and plants her hands on her hips.]

Why don't you see about putting me in that Harvest Moon game that's opening soon, hm? It has a hot spring. I could enjoy myself in a place like that~

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How easily satisfied you are.

I take that as a compliment.

[She grins.]

You're leaving the shop for another hot spring? I'm hurt, Yoruichi-san.

[ Have a pout catlady. (He's trying to be totally serious here.)]

We need to see other springs, Urahara.

[Naturally she wants to draw him along with her. Think of all the fun she'd have teasing the prudish farmfolk!]

In any case, it'll be good to find a setting where we could relax for a change. You put on a cheery face, but you've been stressed.

Wait, wait. [ He waves both of his hands with a highly skeptical look. ] There's no weird magic or monsters? No evil government trying to mind control its citizens or crazy gods making everyone dance to their whims?

[ Yes he's stressed, very stressed, and now suspicious as well. This sounds way too good to be true. ]

Not unless someone brings in a character with those kinds of abilities.

[It's unlikely, but she will acknowledge that there's a possibility.]

What do you think? I think I'd be fairly successful managing a farm. You could run a shop. Might be nice for the both of us~

[ There's a traffic jam in his brain comprised mostly of him trying to imagine Yoruichi running a farm and a game where there's no screwed up system meant make a character's life hell. It's not that he thinks Yoruichi can't run a farm - oh no. In fact he knows she can do anything she puts her mind to. It's the idea that this might be peaceful that keeps tripping him up. ]

That does sound nice.

[ Even if he's still suspicious as all get out. There has to be a catch here. Rabid cows? Zombie invasion? Chicken coup? Hmmm -

Ah but now he's grinning. ]

I dunno, are you gonna wear these - [ That's him jerking up a pair of authentic daisy dukes (don't ask where he got them). ] - to farm in?

[She SIGHS.]

I suppose I must. I highly doubt I'll be allowed to farm naked.

[But if no one's around to object, then PSH, clothes are for the weak.]

It would cause a little bit of a stir.

[ And have half the town at the gate, he's sure. (Not that he'd mind - sorta.)]

And Mun-san said she'll think about it. Apparently she's going to try and kill me this month.

[ A.K.A. make his life hell. ]

Oh? That must be a new experience for you.

[She objects, naturally, but there's little she can do. Still...having Urahara around this farming community would definitely ensure things stay lively.]

No - not with this one.

[ Both amused and resigned to his 'fate', he shrugs.

As for lively! Yoruichi would have the best shinigami tractor ever. ]

Although you don't happen to tour Bakerstreet on occasion~?

Indeed.

[She huffs out a short breath. At least the new topic is more pleasant.]

My mun does, but not with me. I'm one of the less-practiced muses, which means she's a little more insecure about playing me off of others. However, for you, I could see about her making an exception.

Well my mun and I would be delighted! Tell her I'll even throw in at fan.

[ He'd do better, but restraints and all. ]

I'm sure she'll find a use for that.

[Summer's coming up, after all.]

Where would you like me to be? Any meme in particular?

She's got me in this one right now, but~ mun-san is pretty flexible if something else catches your attention.

This one will do.

[She smiles. As if they need a thread, after all they've been through together.]

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