regarding homelessness

[monoculi]

So your game plan consists of... scrutinising various options and flapping?

Y'know, I hate to break it to you, but flapping does not an application write, my friend.

P.S. Congrats on the icons. Of course, not a single one has the patch, but I'm sure you won't let a basic requirement like that get in the way of your crazy.

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[herotypical]

[ you are such a dork, harris. ]

And let the record show that it was Xander Harris, on this fine evening, who was the first to break out the Destiny's Child lyrics. On your head be it.

[monoculi]

Oh, on my head is fine - I'll wear the shame like a jaunty hat. Which is the best kind of hat.

[herotypical]

[ a momentary look. y'know, like she's likely imagining him in said jaunty hat of shame. and her eyes twinkle at the prospect. ]

Hey. You know how I said I had that house? The one with the conveniently empty mantle? It also quite conveniently has an empty room or two. Y'know -- if you don't mind a Slayer for a landlord. [ ... ] Landlady.

[ and her pirate boyfriend for a housemate. it's a sitcom waiting to happen. ]

[monoculi]

[yep, like Friends except... nothing like Friends, actually. Though Xander would absolutely be Chandler.]

...That depends what your Landladyship involves. I wouldn't have to curtsey every time I pass you in the hall, would I? [he speaks in jest.]

[herotypical]

...I'd settle for a respectful bow. [ a beat. ] And your name would go on the chore chart. Duh.

[monoculi]

Those sound like acceptable terms. [he offers his hand for a shake, adding, more seriously:] Thank you.

[herotypical]

Puh-lease. Like I would have ever left you out in the cold.

[ truth is, it's lonely living two to a five person house. and buffy prefers more activity around her. a louder, more thriving domestic experience. even after a handful of years in luceti, she misses the castle in scotland. ]

You're beyond welcome.