Homeless Homunculus, perhaps heading to Ruby City?

[infinitecruelty]

Well, well, well. It's been a while, hasn't it, Mun~?

You're finally unlocking the cage and letting me stretch my legs, what a big surprise. We all knew this was coming, didn't we? Took you long enough!

How long did you honestly think you could keep me holed up in there, huh? You tried so valiantly to keep me bound and gagged in the back of your mind. But you know I've been there, watching, listening, waiting. Knowing full well you'd let me out sooner or later.

I've been patient, Mun. But I'm done.

I'm tired of waiting. I am bored. And you know better than to let me get bored, don't you?

That's what I thought.


Now give me some shit to wreck, eh? I'm getting antsy here!

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[gotgreedy]

Some homunculi never change. Let me know how all that melodrama works out for you.

[infinitecruelty]

[Frownhuff, but Envy is careful enough to cover it with that trademark better-than-you smirk.]

Melodrama? Who's being dramatic here? [Envy has no idea what you're on about, Greed.]

[gotgreedy]

You were listening to yourself, right? And by the way, the reason you're still locked up is because you're not actually trying to get what you want. You're a lapdog by nature. Always have been, always will be.