certainly not looking for a home, of course not.....

[lordof]

I have but one home, foolish creature, and it is not any of these places you call games.

[hey, what about teleios, that looks interesting and fun.]

...No. I care not that you will take the One Ring from my memories, but I will not play follies of... repentance.

[you could take over utopia.]

And an utter bore that would be.

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[darklordofrings]

Then you cannot truly be me, For Sauron the Great is never lacking in ambition.

[lordof]

My ambition does not lie in conquering conquered lands.

[darklordofrings]

That settles it, you are indeed an impostor. The method of conquest does not matter, only the conquest itself. In fact, it is far more satisfying to subtlety manipulate others into doing the work then taking it yourself with only brute force. You should know this or have you forgotten how Sauron gained control of Numenor from the inside? That is if you really were me...

[lordof]

Numenor was [...is.] a necessary conquest. [until eru decided to fuck it over, anyway.] I have little use for a city in another world.

[elvenking]

[He would love to spout some bravado at this guy akin to " as long as you get out of my house," but this being was the ultimate source of his nightmares for years. So he's going to be quiet on the sidelines as his mun shoves him into this against his will.]

[lordof]

[your milkshake brings all the evil to the yard, thranduil.]

..How pleasant it is to finally meet you, Elvenking.

[elvenking]

...I have seen you before.

[You didn't look like that, either.]

[lordof]

Have you? I would recall such a meeting.

[anti-aging cream. from lindon and things.]

[elvenking]

You were occupied with Isildur.

[And Gil-galad, and Elendil. But those two lost, so.]

[lordof]

So I was. [that wretch. note to self: kill isildur on numenor.]

You followed Gil-Galad, then? [likely not. but he doesn't know oropher yet, and gil-galad's the only other elf-ruler he recalls at the moment.]

idk okay

[veiled_hero]

One Ring? Whatever is that?

[He's wondering vaguely if it has anything to do with...no, probably not. Also silly Bilbo you have no idea who you're talking to.]

WELL THEN

[lordof]

[hmmm.]

Something none of your business, halfling.

[..without meta knowledge, he doesn't know who bilbo is either.]

WELP

[veiled_hero]

Then you ought to keep your thoughts to yourself, if it is such a secret!

w e l p let's see how long it takes before someone loses a ring

[lordof]

It is no secret to keep, nor is it a sword to brandish for all to see.

:(

[veiled_hero]

If you keep up this attitude, no one will be trying to help you find it, and it seems that you're not doing a very job looking by yourself.

oh bilbo, you poor thing

[lordof]

I have not lost it to need finding. And even if I had I would trust no one with the task.

[captainofdespair]

Yours seeks to force upon you one of those... places as well?

They all seem committed to such endeavors.

[He's so sorry sir.]

[lordof]

All too eager, despite the denials. Threats, apparently, have little effect on them.

[he doesn't wanna pay debts, witch-bro, it's so mundane and plebeian.]

[captainofdespair]

They tend to laugh them off, I have noticed. It is both disappointing and unfortunate.

[He's pretty sure the universe would collapse in on them before they got done paying debts off, really. But it's better than a creepy spaceship?]

[lordof]

We all need our entertainment.. but I do loathe to be the source of theirs. Perhaps they may be discouraged with failure.

[ssigghh.

or they'd collapse it in the process of paying off debts. maybe if they're on good behavior they can knock off a year or two.. well. if the ship goes far enough we might find melkor.]

[captainofdespair]

They might, though there is also the possibility that they will simply redouble their efforts.

[They're like those obnoxious Rohirrim.

But good behavior is so boring... finding Melkor would be a plus, on the other hand. Maybe they could find some way to make paying off their debts entertaining, at least.]

[lordof]

Indeed. But we hold patience and immortality;. They will learn, eventually. [EVENTUALLY hopefully

except rohirrim who are apparently too dense and horse-headed to learn.

he was on good behaviour for a total of. 1200+ years, okay. and then he destroyed eregion but that's not the point. would like to see melkor attempt some good behaviour, though.]