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on mun watching a pirated version of her movie

Mun, what are you-

That is illegal! I don't care if it's for the sake of "canon review" and "getting my voice down." My voice is just fine, thank you, and I'd rather not have you breaking the law for such silly reasons!

...No, you cannot do what you want because a pirate is free! [>:T]

Our movie is coming out soon enough, please just be patient. It'll be worth it in the long run, you know that as much as I do.

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What?! [WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT, I MEAN COME ON, JACK DOES NOT GET THIS.] How come your mun is the one willing to pirate it? Why can't mine?

[This is clearly what's the problem here, yep.]

What's wrong with being a teensy bit anxious? It's endearing.

Live a little.

Neither of our muns should be pirating anything!

I mean, I can't blame her for being excited but that doesn't excuse this!

Oh, come on, Tooth! It's either this, or waiting another three weeks, at least. Honestly, I wish my mun would download it.

There would be nothing wrong with it if it was legal!

[So, she's just a little uppity. Sigh.]

I guess I can't stop her though, really. I just hate seeing her be so reckless.

Three weeks isn't that long though! She's waited this long, I don't see why she couldn't just hold out a little while more.

That's what young adults do. I'm sure you were the same way in your past life at some point.

From what I've seen, muns are pretty impatient. Three weeks must feel like an eternity to them. Maybe we can switch muns. Mine doesn't want to download it. The scaredy cat...

[She can't help but smile a little at that. Muns had no idea what an eternity was.]

No? I guess mine's a bit on the bold side. Not that I'm entirely proud of that sometimes. [LIKE NOW.]

I think it's good that your mun doesn't want to! That way she won't be at any risk of getting caught.

[Hence why three weeks is so long to us.]

Hey, taking risks isn't always a bad thing. [LIGHTEN UP, TOOTH. And no, he is not going to let his mun be the good one here. NOT A CHANCE.]

Are you sure? Instead of pirating movies, she eats a lot of chocolate. [~~Fuck you, Jack.~~]

No, I can't say that I was. I never really had the chance to be a young adult, to be perfectly honest.

She- She what?!

[Blasphemy.]

Is she at least brushing regularly? Please tell me she flosses!

Nope. Never. Her teeth are absolutely hideous. You know? She had to get a cavity filled last month.

[Okay, no, these are all lies, but he's totally getting payback for his mun not pirating it.]

[OH. It's too much for her fairy heart to bear!]

I can't believe it! People these days with their awful dental hygiene! Even my mun, of all people, has awful brushing habits.

Two minutes, twice a day! Add some floss! Is it really so difficult?

[He sighs, shaking his head like he's oh-so disappointed in his mun.] I guess not everyone can have teeth like freshly fallen snow.

No, I don't suppose they can.

[Do you see this look, Jack? It's not a good look.]

Speaking of teeth that sparkle like freshly fallen snow... how are yours, Jack?

[Iiiiinnnnnching closer now.]

[Jack, start telling the truth about my teeth, or I will give Tooth permission to poke and prod as much as she likes in your mouth.] Uhhh... y-yeah. About my mun. Her teeth are actually okay! I was just teasing her, you know, as a joke. [Cough, cough, ahem. >>]

Mine are great! Just fine. Brushed and everything after having some of Bunny's chocolates a few days ago. [pleasedontstickyourfingersinhismouthpleasepleaseplease.]

With all the other awful things muns do, how can anyone be surprised they'd do somethin' illegal?

Now, Jack, that's not very nice! Teasing your mun like that, the poor girl... Well, I won't chastise her anymore for bad dental hygiene.

[Yeah, that looks is still there as she hovers even closer.]

Are you sure, Jack? Bunny's chocolates are the best and have a nasty habit of causing tooth decay! [RUN, JACK. RUN.]

Because the "awful things" she usually does involve me and, quite honestly, I can handle all that! It's not like I can really so "no" anyway once she's made up her mind.

But breaking the law is something that can land her in some serious trouble if she's not careful!

Those are the keywords, ma'am: if she's not careful. If she does it right nobody will ever know. Of course, she really shot herself in the foot by lettin' you complain about it in public. Wonder if we can testify for or against our muns at their trials...

I still say she shouldn't have done it in the first place. Then none of this would have had to happen!

Either way, I doubt it'd be possible to testify for them at trials. Something tells me saying "the fairy in my headspace wants to testify" might just make things worse!

You can't change the past.

My mun thinks that'd be hilarious. Makes me worry for her a bit.

Come now, it is only one film! Where's the harm? So long as they purchase it when the film is released, to support the industry, and what-not!

Or even if they don't. Ah, well.

You're right... but that doesn't mean I still can't be disappointed with her for what she's done.

Honestly, I worry quite a bit about our muns and what they find "funny."

I would say it's just one film but she's done this before. [A small sigh.] I think she's just going to have to learn the hard way, really.

I don't think us being disappointed in them has much effect.

My mun is alright about that sort of thing, mostly. Hasn't put me anywhere horrible for kicks yet, so there's that.

Ah. Well in that case, one can only hope that she is too lazy to reap what she has sown! My writer is guilty of much the same; wicked creatures, all of them! But so many films for free! How is a young mortal to resist?

[ he totes doesn't have like a million pirated films on his own pad of i or anything ofc. ]

Just having a little fun!

[Tooth, stahp, noooooooo.] Yeah! They're fine. Honest. They won't decay! [TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT, PLEASE.]

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