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[gleans]

Wh --

At what point did I say that was okay?

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[bostonhowler]

My chronicler wants me to go to that place. Is something wrong?

[gleans]

I just thought we'd agreed on something. Get used to being screwed, I guess.

[bostonhowler]

Mine seems nice enough. She doesn't seem to want to hurt me. The others say it will just be a matter of time, though.

[gleans]

Yeah, they're pretty decent about seventy percent of the time. Just gotta watch out for That Look, y'know?

[bostonhowler]

I don't know her That Look yet.

[Now she's nervous.]

[gleans]

You'll know it when you see it.

[onteamdyson]

NONE OF THIS IS OKAY! And it's not like it's just a day! I mean, yeah, okay, it's a day. But it's actually three days and I don't think we've gone a single day without seeing each other since you got here and Jesse's gonna freak out and then I'm gonna freak out and we're both gonna freak out together-- Oh my god, I'm totally getting asthma again...

[gleans]

Hey -- dude. Dude, Kenz. Don't freak out. Yeah, it's kinda shitty, but don't freak. Everything's gonna be fine.

[onteamdyson]

I'm freaking out. [Why does everyone thinking telling her not to will stop this from happening!?] If you end up hating me or something when you come back, I'm kicking your adorable butt. Promise RIGHT NOW that we'll still be friends. DO IT!

[gleans]

[ Noooo shshshshsh shoosh come here. ] What -- I won't hate you, Tink, it's not like I'm coming back crazy. I'm actually probably gonna need you when I get back.

[onteamdyson]

[She's holding up her pinkie finger, Galen! She means business! Pinkie swear this shit!]

Promise! We stay friends and I help you like always and you freakin' stay where I leave you from now on your your ladyfacemun gets it! 24 hours is a ridiculously long amount of hours.

[gleans]

[ FINE, PINKIE SWEAR. ] I can't guarantee the other stuff, but I promise we'll stay friends. Promise.

[onteamdyson]

Hmph. Okay, I believe you. [Pinkie swear digivolve to EPIC BRO-HUGSSSSS] Love you, Squishy.

[gleans]

[ OH THE HUGMANITY. ] Love you too. Now stop freaking.