Hello from the nineties. (Cruel Intentions)

[life_ruiner]

Dear mun,

so you think it'd be funny to see me stumble and fall in some... alternate dimension or something? Freak.

Well, then. Be my guest. I'd love to entertain you.

- Kathryn

Comments

[herotypical]

...Huh.

[ just a little bit of open-mouthed starting. y'know. for the time being. ]

[life_ruiner]

[There are not very many things that freak Kathryn out.

This is one of them.]

Huh indeed.

[herotypical]

You don't happen to be a robot, do you?

[ because she's been down the robo-doppelganger road before. ]

[life_ruiner]

Do I look like a robot?

[She. She might be sort of lounging about, like "you think these goods are fake?"]

[herotypical]

You'd me amazed what a bored frat boy can do with silicone and a few motherboards, these days.

[life_ruiner]

Speaking from experience?

[herotypical]

...Let's just say that you wouldn't be the first mechanical me I've met.

[life_ruiner]

Well. Sorry to disappoint you.

[herotypical]

...Whose idea was it to make you a brunette, though?

[life_ruiner]

Mine. Blonde would just look so... trashy on me.

[herotypical]

[ them's fighting words! ]

You've never had the good fortune to watch Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, have you?

[notquitecookies]

Well, this is disturbing.

[life_ruiner]

Another one?

[notquitecookies]

Another what?

[life_ruiner]

Another me. Only... blonde.

[notquitecookies]

I don't think I'm you, if it helps?

[life_ruiner]

[Rolleyes.]

I figured that.

[bloodredridinghood]

Ah, but from your tone, it sounds like you'd like to turn the tables a bit.

[life_ruiner]

Is that so? When nothing could be further from the truth!

[Not in front of the muns, moron.]

[bloodredridinghood]

Really? Huh. I usually don't misread people like that. Must be my unlucky day or somethin'.

[Aw, what the muns know can't hurt 'em. They got no power over us!]

[life_ruiner]

Or maybe there are things you have yet to learn.

[HMMM.]

[bloodredridinghood]

Pft. Doubt it. I'm a honor student, after all. And I've got special training in many areas.

[HMMMM what?]

[life_ruiner]

I'm student body president. Your point being?

[HMMM maybe you could be of some use.]

[bloodredridinghood]

A student body president doesn't have to be smart and know stuff. They just gotta keep things in order. And have a good...student body, y'know.

[Of use? Only if you have an acceptable target for her to torture.]

sldfjdsj what have we created...

[life_ruiner]

[This? This is a face of displeasure momentarily crossing her otherwise pleasant enough features.]

And they gotta know how to get there.

[Oh, no trouble finding those. Everyone is an acceptable target in Kathryn's world.]

An awesome combination!

[bloodredridinghood]

Getting there is easy. You just gotta eat right and work out alot. Applying skin conditioners is recommended too.

[Hayley's more of a realist: only the scum of society will do for her.]

[bigbad]

...Kathryn.

[life_ruiner]

... yes?

[Looks him up and down. Well hello there, pretty man.

Who's starting to make the bedroom eyes? She is, she is.]

Have we been introduced, sir?

[bigbad]

No, I just... [This is so confusing.] You look like someone I know is all.

[life_ruiner]

Oh. [Beat.] You know the blonde me?

[SHE IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS. HOW DARE ANYONE WALK AROUND WITH HER FACE. AND IN BLONDE.]

[bigbad]

Her name is Buffy. And yeah, we're... friends.

[life_ruiner]

Buffy.

[Said in the tone that says "I can't believe they gave her that name".

Then, she raises her eyebrow, because, of course, she's picked up on something here.]

Just friends?