It's happening...(Canon: Jontron)

[birdgrump]

You cannot control what you cannot even comprehend, in the end that will be your downfall...

Chirp, chirp.

Comments

*is so tempted to make a Jon now*

[robo_egg]

A robot bird. How cliche.

doooo eet!

[birdgrump]

Are you talking to me fat boy?

If only someone would make an Arin. *goes hunting for icon material*

[robo_egg]

Yes, yes I am, you overgrown sparrow.

Yesssss, I would kill for an Egoraptor to be here!

[birdgrump]

How dare you, my sister was a sparrow, she lives with enough shame already. [shoots lasers at your feet.]

[not_so_grump]

Just for the record, Jaques, your mun is a dirty enabler.

:D :D :D :D

[birdgrump]

Tell me something I don't know.

<3

[not_so_grump]

...Arin has a third nipple.

[birdgrump]

Gross. Like. What the actual fuck, I don't even.

[not_so_grump]

There's a reason he doesn't like Man With The Golden Gun, or Goldeneye for that matter. True fact: those were documentaries about his grandpa.

[birdgrump]

I have seen such events unfold outside the confines of space and time.

[not_so_grump]

And that's why our Arin is so timeless~!

[birdgrump]

Jon, oh you. [sudden laughtrack.]

[not_so_grump]

[And hold the scene until the laughtrack becomes awkward with random names scrolling over so fast they can't be read. SITCOMS!]

[birdgrump]

[This thread was made in front of a live studio audience.]

...What the fuck was that?

[not_so_grump]

[No Jon's were harmed in the making of this thread. This time.]

I don' fuckin' know. [Picks up an NES controller and starts playing Vectorman on the Jaguar 64.]

[misterdespair]

So. You're saying that I cannot hope to even teach these mundanes about the undeniable truth of our existance...?

[birdgrump]

No. Any and endeavors will ultimately end in failure.

[misterdespair]

But wouldn't their plans also end in failure? Our own failure is their mistake, which is a failure on its own.