Homeless, looking apparently. Please ignore that mispost.

[lawhero]

Mun... I hate to say it, but you don't need another character in your home game. You've filled your slots in another game, and your last two are too slow to justify another character there.

Do you really need another game?

...

Alright, I tried to warn you. And don't expect to see Kazuya or Takeshi anywhere, either, you know better than that.

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[technologic]

... Well, I can say that my mun is interested to see you somewhere, even though she wouldn't play there.

[lawhero]

Thank you. My mun's always liked your mun, so not playing together is kind of sad, but at least they have their other two games.

[technologic]

That's true! And there's always stuff like memes, and muns sometimes have a habit of stalking games they aren't in, after all.

[lawhero]

Why do they call it that? Stalking.

[technologic]

Yep, I believe that's the word... My mun is kinda unashamed about her, uh, stalking.

[lawhero]

So's mine. Mun, you know that's a serious offense and it's wrong, can't you call it something else?

[technologic]

... 'Lovingly following'?

[lawhero]

I guess that's better...

[technologic]

It doesn't sound as... creepy as stalking, at least?

... Shut up, mun, you are a creepy weirdo sometimes.

[lawhero]

I'll bet you that mine is creepier, with the porn and everything.

[technologic]

Ah, trust me, my mun can be just as bad, maybe even worse.

[lawhero]

You know, I'm going to trust you on this. I don't think any kind of argument would help my peace of mind.

[technologic]

Ehe, good plan. And never ask me to back it up, please.

... And anyway, from the sounds of the game your mun is sending you to, it doesn't sound too bad.

[lawhero]

I don't know about that. The game might not be bad, but letting me stay in my canon? That's a recipe for disaster.

[technologic]

Oh yeah, mun mentioned that about your canon... 'Everything is suffering' o-or something like that...

[lawhero]

...why is Mini talking about me in a magical girl outfit now?

[technologic]

... And my mun is cackling about something involving a... meguca now. I guess... maybe it's a, erm, meguca thing?

[lawhero]

Who wants a copyright on suffering?

[technologic]

Meguca does apparently. I think they even have contracts about it.

[lawhero]

Maybe they're magical suffering lawyers?

[technologic]

Oh, maybe! I hear being a lawyer can be a pretty stressful job.

[lawhero]

Makes perfect sense to me.

[This is where Takeshi should come in and call him an idiot.]

[technologic]

So they're magical suffering lawyers!

... Mun is laughing at me now for some reason.

[lawhero]

Maybe we're missing something?

[technologic]

Maybe... Oh, maybe it's cause the male lawyers wouldn't look too good as magical girls?

[lawhero]

Oh good, I'm safe.

...sorry about that.

[technologic]

Sorry about what?

[lawhero]

You're a girl, so you could probably be written as a magical lawyer meguca.

[technologic]

Oh.

Crap.

W-well, I would be a really bad lawyer, s-so maybe not?

[lawhero]

It's just a thought.

[technologic]

So I might still be safe!

[lawhero]

That's good. I don't want you to become meguca.

[technologic]

Don't worry, I won't become meguca.

... Huh, mun is giggling to herself again.

[lawhero]

What is it we're saying that's so funny?

[technologic]

Not a clue. Maybe it's the idea of magical lawyers? Since lawyers are usually very serious.

[lawhero]

You can be serious and still have magic.

[technologic]

But apparently megucas are very... Frilly.

[lawhero]

Yeah... That probably wouldn't work as well.

[technologic]

After all, it would be hard to take a frilly lawyer seriously.

[lawhero]

Sometimes I can't take lawyers seriously anyway, the ones that have to dress up and wear wigs.

[technologic]

[April giggles quietly and nods.] Oh yeah, I've seen pictures of those ones. They look pretty silly.

[lawhero]

I wonder how they handle wearing those all trial. Aren't the wigs itchy?

[technologic]

Maybe they wear special... head protector things for the wigs? Cause it wouldn't look good if they had to scratch their heads a lot during the trial.

[lawhero]

We could always ask one.

[technologic]

Aha, good idea! ... Do you know any we could ask?

[lawhero]

...not at all.