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[drlmccoy]

As if I don't have enough on my hands with making sure half the ship doesn't come back with Andorian shingles, now you needed to drag me from one place to here?!

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[drlmccoy]

...Did you just say daddy?

[starfleet_brat]

A'course I did!

[drlmccoy]

...Did Scotty put you up to this?

[starfleet_brat]

I ain't talked t'Scotty since the last time I visited the Enterprise so nope!

[drlmccoy]

Uh huh.

[Honestly. He's not buying this]

[starfleet_brat]

[Those pesky alternate timelines.]

What?

[drlmccoy]

Listen kid...I don't know how to put it in a way that'll hurt less. But I'm probably not your daddy.

[starfleet_brat]

[DRAMATIC CHILD SIGH.]

You're Leonard McCoy, right? CMO on the USS Enteprise and Uncle Jim's best friend, right?

[drlmccoy]

Yeah but I have no idea who you are.

[starfleet_brat]

And I'm Joanna McCoy! Mom's the one that took the whole damn planet from you!

[drlmccoy]

Hey, you watch your mouth kid.

[he is definitely trying not to find more things to be agitated]

[starfleet_brat]

[:p]

Uncle Jim says it all the time.

[drlmccoy]

Listen, kid, I am more than likely not your dad. I'm sure he looks just like me and we have a lot of the same lives but...

[great, how was he going to explain this]

I'm more like your dad's twin.

[starfleet_brat]

Daddy doesn't have a twin. He has a sister though.

[Try to explain alternate timeline, please. It'll be hilarious.]

[drlmccoy]

[No, not really, he doesn't want to. He pinches the bridge of his nose]

All right, why don't you go find Scotty?