Homeless forever

[mr_pickypants]

[Seriously, mun? SERIOUSLY?

...You're serious. And with that name, too.

Angel is so disappointed in you.]

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[shy_kindness]

[Have a happy Fluttershy picking you up and hugging you.]

Angel! We've missed you...

[mr_pickypants]

[...well, Angel can handle this. At least Fluttershy is Fluttershy.

Even if this Fluttershy is a little weird.

Yeah okay maybe he misses having someone to keep in line, too]

[shy_kindness]

[Yep. Fluttershy is still Fluttershy, no matter what AU she's from. After a little more hugging, she gently sets Angel down.]

Um, We know that muns can be... um...

...S- so can I ask you to please bear with your mun? They still have their hearts in the right place.

[mr_pickypants]

[But THAT NAME.

And the fact he's even HERE. In this PLACE.

Come on, Fluttershy, you gotta draw the line SOMEWHERE.]

[shy_kindness]

[Oh, no, please don't be sad, Angel...! Fluttershy frowns a little. She can't exactly tell someone else to stop playing Angel, given that THEIR mundane had both of The Flutters die. But she's still going to try to convince the mun to change the name for something better. She shufles her hoof on the ground a little.]

Um, Mr. Mundane, can you pleeeease change Angel's username to something... um... better? Right now, it seems a little mean.

[mr_pickypants]

[Sadly, unless The Stare can magically produce the funds for a rename token, no amount of pleading or strongarming will change what has been done.

Which is why it's so dang frustrating.]

[shy_kindness]

[Fluttershy sighs a little dejectedly, deciding to pet Angel a little for comfort.]

I'm sorry, Angel... They don't have enough money to change the username... The best you can hope for is a good game.

[The Flutters had better not see Angel as a Player or Reaper if he's sent to the game their in. There'll be Tartarus to pay i that happens.]

[mr_pickypants]

[Oh, come on now. He'd be a darn good Reaper!

But no, he's not going anywhere, most likely.]

[shy_kindness]

[He'd also be dead. Which is something The Flutters don't want to happen.]

There, there... It'll be alright. We'll keep you company here whenever we can. Um, do you want a little snack?

[She offers a carrot.]

[mr_pickypants]

[...You know, normally he wouldn't be hungry when he's upset, but at least his mun did ONE thing right.

So.]

[so_sew_me]

Oh, hi there! Aren't you just the most adorable thing!!

[shy_kindness]

[Fluttershy giggles a little. She's glad she was able to cheer Angel up.]

There you go!

[mr_pickypants]

[...Yeah, humans are still a little weird. Mostly because holy heck you're tall.]

[so_sew_me]

[Oh... well, it's too bad she doesn't know about that. Instead, she pulls out a adorable plush.]

Mr. Mew says hello too. [She's... waggling the arm of the thing.]

[mr_pickypants]

[...No, you're making a doll say hello. He's not blind, carrots are good for the eyes, after all.

Is this how humans usually communicate with small woodland creatures? Suddenly, revitalized respect for Fluttershy and her ability to actually UNDERSTAND him.]

[so_sew_me]

[She frowns.]

No good...?

[mr_pickypants]

[It's not your fault. He's hard to impress.

He doesn't openly detest you, so that's probably a step in the right direction.]

[so_sew_me]

Um... [HMMM... :|c]

...what would make a bunny happy?

[That she has on hand, anyway...]

[bestofthebest]

Hahahahahahahahaha~!

(She TOTALLY agrees with that name! It fits so well.)

Hehe, sorry little man. Had to get that out. Guess your mun didn't want you to have a cooler name like 'readsbookonarrogance' or 'lovescarrots'?

[mr_pickypants]

[Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.

Just remember. Long after you've dismissed it as a dream and moved on with your life... he'll still have photographic proof that he and his animal buddies can, and almost did, make you into stew.]

[mr_pickypants]

[Not being condescending is a start.]

[bestofthebest]

Um...eheh, not in a joking mood? Yeah, guess I'd be pretty upset too if my mun chose a journal name that wasn't 100% me.

(Yeah, it'll be a really long while before she can even try to dismiss that as a dream! Nearly being cooked in a pot was kinda traumatic, not to mention the awesomeness of Princess Twilight right after; she's just taking the bad with the good...

While hoping she never sees the bear anytime soon.)

[makabuns]

...?

[mr_pickypants]

[Well hello there. Finally, someone interesting other than his shy pony pet caretaker.

That's an awfully pretty bow, isn't it.]

[mr_pickypants]

[You have no idea.

And don't diss Bruno, he's got a bad back. You shouldn't pick on people with bad backs.]

[makabuns]

( yeah, they're pretty. she seems to like them a lot. she gets closer to this bunny. it's not like every day she sees one - so she's pretty curious. )

[mr_pickypants]

[Naturally, this bunny is, well. A bunny. This means thoughts. You're a girl, he's not. You get the idea.

He seems a bit hesitant to get too close, though.]

[makabuns]

( o-oh... well then. she's a bit naive so she won't catch on with these thoughts, but she's not a mind reader, either. anyway! she waves at this boy!bunny happily. hello, how are you? )

[mr_pickypants]

[A shrug. He's stuck in some mun's headspace and given a really demeaning journal name, but on the other hand, his caretaker seemed happy to see him and he got to meet a cute girl bunny.

You gotta take the bad with the good.]

[makabuns]

( a shrug, huh? that doesn't seem too good. this makes her a little sad! perhaps she can do something that will cheer him up. hmmm hmmm, what to do? )

( oh! she knows what to do! she places her paws to over his eyes. close them, please. )

[mr_pickypants]

[askfhrfjgf she's touching him. Naturally, this makes him panic slightly, but it's quickly replaced by trying to keep calm and do as she asks.

Okay, eyes are closed.]

[makabuns]

( okay good! she hops away and hides behind a... pole or something. though her cotton tail is sticking out. she does this on purpose, mind you. so then when he opens his eyes, he'll see her hiding. trying to get across to play hide-and-seek. )

[mr_pickypants]

[Okay, he's a little confused when he opens his eyes again, but when he sees that fuzzy tail, things make sense.

Naturally, his expression is a little disappointed when he hops over to her - he gets that it was a demonstration, but next time you better hide better. He won't play if you aren't serious about it, come on now.]

[makabuns]

( wow, don't look disappointed, guy. she can totally hide better than that. what do you take me for? she bet this time around, you WON'T find her. and with such determination on her face, she waits for him to close his eyes again. )

[mr_pickypants]

[Alright, you asked for it! But he's better than you might think at this.]

[makabuns]

( yeah, yeah. whatever you say. she hops very quickly away in search to find a better hiding spot. she comes across a very tall can. this will definitely be the best hiding spot ever. only problem, how to get in there? )

( she crotches down, wiggling her little bunny tush, and jumps as high as she can! she... makes it halfway in. her head is inside but... you can see still her bunny buns. so she wiggles to try to get the rest of her inside. she manages, eventually. kinda hurt her head on the way down but no seriously harm was done! )

[bestofthebest]

...So, the Flutters Fluttershy's been helping me to learn what you guys eat -one at a time, 'cause I can only handle one animal at my pace.

(She does take care of Tank, even if he does fly around on a magically charged mini-copter. And she has nothing against the little bunny, save for their most recent incident.)

Anyway...here! This is for you.

(Ta-da! An assortment of vegetables consisting of carrots, lettuce and celery. And added cherry on top; Dash does know how to read, and she went back to the cookbooks for absolute certainty.

And she'd never diss Bruno. Not even if he was the one who tied her up in the first place.)

[so_sew_me]

Maybe... um... a carrot?

[Because that's not stereotypical.]

[derp_gator]

...

[Sup Angel.]

[mr_pickypants]

[...

It seems like Fluttershy has trained you well, new slavefriend.

All is forgiven. ♥]

[mr_pickypants]

[Maybe he'll eat one, but if you really want to win him over...

Well, he has pictures to help show you. Don't ask where he pulled the book from, the mysteries of cartoon physics are beyond the scope of even Shibuya.]

[mr_pickypants]

[Sup, homeslice. Good to see he's not the only pet disrespected by these muns.]

[mr_pickypants]

[Once again, Angel opens his eyes and starts looking around! Nowhere obvious, so it's time to look closer...

Good thing carrots help the eyesight. After combing the area, he notices shed fur suspiciously around a tall can... on the other hand, that's... that can't be comfortable. Plus, if that's where the other bun was hiding - his bunny nose suggests it might be - then... well, he certainly won't be able to get her out.]

[makabuns]

( yes, she's... now figuring out this unfortunate predicament. he will be able hear some fumbling inside the can. )

[derp_gator]

[Disrespected? Nah, as far as he's concerned everything's just fine, you need to lighten up bunny pal.]

1/2

[so_sew_me]

[Oh, what? O-Okay... um... well... she's going to stare at the book because she REALLY has no idea where it could even COME from but...]

2/2 so I realized I needed this icon...

[so_sew_me]

[But she gets the point... she thinks.]

Y-You want me to get you THAT?

Where would I even GET that!?