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[prettymuchdeadalready]

...This username?

Ain't funny. At all. Are you really that proud of yourself?

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[prettymuchdeadalready]

[It's obvious.]

You're talking man.

[There's a sudden overwhelming wave of pity] You are a talking walker.

[The gun doesn't get lowered but he looks a little more sympathetic] .]..Are you going to kill me?

[ungainly]

[ Not going to lie, building bridges is great. But the thought of a meal, maybe a little trip down memory lane — that's downright appealing. But compromise doesn't happen if you end up taking a bite out of every guy who doesn't shoot you on sight. Sure, I might go home happy now, but that's being short sighted. Isn't it?

Again, R's head bobbles, goes left, goes right, up and down, then side to side again. And, just like before, eventually it settles on no. ]

Just ta— taaaaaaalk. [ With a hand, he reaches up to cover his own mouth, hiding his blackened teeth. ]

You are seriously the best R

[prettymuchdeadalready]

...Just talk.

[The gun is lowered by a hair] Am I dreaming?