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Matt Donovan ([personal profile] healthinsurance) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-02-19 06:45 pm
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on impending plans for throne of shadows

Just no.

I get that Elena's there and she's human and that's awesome. But, you could take anyone else. I see your list. I'm not the only person in Mystic Falls. Take a Salvatore. I don't get their appeal but maybe the prince will.

Or anyone else. I have better things to do and if you haven't noticed one of my best friends might be dead.

It's called, priorities.
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braveandstupid: (i told the truth)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Their priorities never seem to match our priorities.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe if he had a job or a mortgage to worry about, he'd have them.

How bad is it there?
braveandstupid: (you'd see)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's not ... bad. It's a little weird, but it's not bad.

The other candidates are nice.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
That's something. It's not just us. I can just fade into the background. Stop working out. Let myself go. [ LOL, like Matt will ever do that. ] Can I get a job?
braveandstupid: (i didn't come to fool you)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I need to start finding one, actually. They have lots of bars?

[a beat]

But you might want to skip the Serpent's Head.

[unless he wants to be topless all the time, which ... he's totally allowed to do.]

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Just like the Mystic Grill. Maybe I'm destined to wait tables in small towns.

[ ... why. ]

I'll keep that in mind.
braveandstupid: * matt (and if i were fearless)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't your average small town. Trust me.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
You know I do, Elena.

What do you mean?
braveandstupid: (maybe there's a god above)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I arrived in the city right after there was a monster invasion.

[as an example.]

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Why would anyone want to bring us to these places?
braveandstupid: (you say i took the name in vain)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Because they enjoy making us suffer?

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Have they met us? We suffer without them. I just lost my best friend. Again. And Tyler's leaving. Again. Pretty much suffering on a weekly basis.
braveandstupid: (it's hiding the words)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
They consider it suffering light?

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're a vampire, Elena. How much more does she want you to suffer?

[ sighing ]

If I don't have a choice, I'm glad you'll be there. We can look out for each other.
braveandstupid: * matt (who think that i'm blessed)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
No. I mean, being other places is suffering light. I'm usually not a vampire.

[which at least makes things a little easier.]

Yeah. It'd be good not to be alone.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Great. We suffer but we suffer less. Should I be grateful?

[ she's right. ]

I'm sorry you're alone. You won't be for long. Apparently.
braveandstupid: (no they don't know who i really am)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I think you'll like it here. No Salvatores. No Klaus, no Rebekah.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Vampire-free. Can't say I'd hate that.
braveandstupid: (i'll stand before the lord of song)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Not exactly vampire free but no vampires she knows about yet, anyway.]

Plus, no school.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't... know how I feel about that.
braveandstupid: * stefan (i did my best it wasn't much)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
No tests, no homework, no classes.

So it can't be that bad.

[And she's not dead. She's not a vampire. That has to count for something.]

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
No diploma. [ But... ] No vampire drama. Yeah, it wouldn't suck.
braveandstupid: (i used to live alone)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
And all the beds are hammocks.

[she doesn't know why this is a pro, because they're terrible for your back, but it's totally a pro.]
braveandstupid: (and the world would hear this)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. At least where all the candidates are living right now.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like we're being elected.
braveandstupid: (i'd take all these secrets in me)

[personal profile] braveandstupid 2013-02-20 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's what they call us. I haven't been there long enough to try and change it.
judgy: (and something charges the air)

[personal profile] judgy 2013-02-20 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I think their only priority is to torture us.

[ Don't even talk to her about recent canon. Just don't. ]

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Because, my life doesn't suck enough. Dead sister. MIA mother.
judgy: (tweet tweet tweet)

[personal profile] judgy 2013-02-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Just be glad she hasn't turned you into anything non-human.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
That might defeat the purpose of me being me.
judgy: (my back up to the bar)

[personal profile] judgy 2013-02-20 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ And that actually gets a grin. Oh, Matt, she loves you so much.

In a platonic way so we're clear.

Even though she did kinda kiss a Matt that one time.

She was just really happy to see him, okay? ]

True, but you never know with these people. Trust me on that.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Look, he tries to do anything to me I don't one, I'll kick his ass.

[ Oh, Matt. That's not how this works. ]
judgy: (saw what I had done)

[personal profile] judgy 2013-02-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, Bonnie knows that's not how it works. ]

Good luck with that.

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. So, you're a werewolf?
judgy: (wolf} the force of nature)

[personal profile] judgy 2013-02-26 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Also a bird sometimes.
advancedbosoms: (so not impressed)

[personal profile] advancedbosoms 2013-02-20 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
My best friends might be dead on a weekly basis. Color me yawning.

What else do you have going on?

[personal profile] healthinsurance 2013-02-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
This one might stick.

Work. A life.
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