I have no idea what I'm doing

[needlefingers]

You know, if you were looking for the creepiest username you can get me

Then congratulations. You've succeeded.

You're going to give people the wrong idea.

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[flashdrive]

[Can you feel this condescending glare.]

You better not get any ideas with a username like that!

[needlefingers]

It was my mun who chose the username, not me!

She thought it was funny.

[flashdrive]

[HE'S WATCHING YOU.]

They think they're pretty clever, huh. Mine's still impressed with the one she chose for me.

[jarvisconsole]

Is it an accurate statement? [i.e. do you have needles within your fingers?]

[universebeware]

And that whole 'I prefer to go in through the eyes' wasn't giving the wrong idea?